The Strangest, Part Deux: The Evil Twin Strikes Back

[Naffnuff]

... that the nightmares have already begun to haunt you ...

[Naffnuff]

... or perhaps it was mandrake root...

[AmpaSand]

.... wondering how you got the last ingredient that wasn't even mentioned before the 2nd and 3rd you seize the root only to have the 200 foot tall mandrake jump up and .....

[Lady Dragonfly]

...turn into your second ingredient -- whatever it was...

[Naffnuff]

... present itself to you as the true Messiah ...

[Naffnuff]

... oh yeah, that too ...

[Lady Dragonfly]

...Oh! (you think), this is truly the stuff of legends! You ask Messiah for the autograph...

[AmpaSand]

... So now with all 3.1415? ingredients you walk back but are waylaid by a man that tells you
"people tis is supposed to be a coherent story if irrational. You must stop posting so much or replies will be inchoherant. just by the way i'm the narrator and i'm REALLY unkillable"
so with that note of warning you .....

[Naffnuff]

... get extremely confused ...

[Lady Dragonfly]

... and realize that you misplaced the recipe. You try to recall the complex process of concocting antidotes but...

[AmpaSand]

... The little man pops again
"Hi, me again narrator. See what happens when you post too fast!?!?!?"
You block him out and clim into your space saucer and activate the tea lights....

[Naffnuff]

... you politely explain to the narrator that your attention span is well overborne and you need a commercial break badly ...

[AmpaSand]

.... "Hey this is joe for joes auto and we have some deals for you ... " You punch joe in the nose and throw thim out the air lock and take off headed for .....

[Naffnuff]

... joe's auto ...

[Lady Dragonfly]

...maybe a little nap in the freezer would help your recollection... The saucer is softly humming... Or is it one of your malfunctioning implants?.. You get confused again... Oh, Tricky, it is all your fault...