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View Poll Results: Should CM be Allowed to Come Back? | |
No.
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Not no, but hell no.
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Huh? I never noticed he was gone in the first place.
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Not by the hair of my chinny-chin chin.
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Bar him from posting and make him lurk for all eternity.
|    | 8 | 47.06% | The Should We Allow Fas to Return Voting Booth
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02-20-2005, 12:24 AM
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Cast your votes here. In the time-honored tradition of polling, this poll is of course rigged to result in the sort of answers we want. CM, be sure to particpate in this poll. 
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02-20-2005, 12:30 AM
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Shouldn't we also have an option about dressing him in lavender underwear and droppiing him off on the stage of a male strip joint? I mean, in all fairness, of course.
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02-20-2005, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by fable Shouldn't we also have an option about dressing him in lavender underwear and droppiing him off on the stage of a male strip joint? I mean, in all fairness, of course. | I question whether this would be construed as punishment by the subject. However, you have a good idea going there. Why not strap him down in five point restraints, feed a powerful caffeine concoction to him intravenously, and force him to watch Barney DVDs?
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02-20-2005, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Chanak I question whether this would be construed as punishment by the subject. However, you have a good idea going there. Why not strap him down in five point restraints, feed a powerful caffeine concoction to him intravenously, and force him to watch Barney DVDs? | And wiring his eyelids open? That would all work for me. Let me know if you want the poll adjusted accordingly. 
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02-20-2005, 12:51 AM
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I say let's cut corners! 
Shackle him and dress him up immediately I say!
Hey, fable, would you want a background of Shatner's singing to go with the dancing on the stage? 
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02-20-2005, 01:01 AM
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Mah, I never you knew were so utterly vicious and depraved. It suits you. I think we should do it!
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02-20-2005, 01:11 AM
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02-20-2005, 01:19 AM
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Pressure is not good. I'm led to wonder whether older civilizations featured less pressure, or whether the same level was maintained since it's all subjective--in other words, you're acculturated into adopting a different attitude toward varying work conditions. I suspect a mix of the two is the case. But I'll have to look into it. Interesting how Fas conveniently gave us the slip.  When he comes back, I'm sure the rest will take turns in "welcoming him back."
Yes. Sorry! I nearly forgot to spam. It's difficult when Fas isn't around. There's something about him that seems to corrupt and bend walls. Have you noticed? Well, when he returns we'll lock him in a waiting cell with Diablo fans who speak l33t. Then after he's begging for mercy, we can really get to the fun.
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02-20-2005, 01:29 AM
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Well, when he returns we'll lock him in a waiting cell with Diablo fans who speak l33t.
| Make sure they are of the type that speak 1337 in real life too. "One pee-double-you-en why-zero en-zero-zero-bee!"
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02-20-2005, 04:41 AM
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Fas must be punished. l337 diablo players too. Fas is funnier to be punished.
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Lets make him lurk for ever!
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02-20-2005, 04:44 AM
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Agreed! I cannot think of greater punishment for him than keeping his mouth shut
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02-20-2005, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Brynn Agreed! I cannot think of greater punishment for him than keeping his mouth shut |
You want to shut his mouth? Just ask him what's on his mind.
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02-20-2005, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Bloodstalker You want to shut his mouth? Just ask him what's on his mind. | ROFL There'd be deep silence for sure
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02-20-2005, 01:28 PM
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I still say we must ban him. Its unfair. He even said goodbie!
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02-20-2005, 01:36 PM
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I will abide by whatever ruling this sorry excuse for a referendum decides
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