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View Poll Results: Will you honor, protect, and go drag racing with Chu? | |
Yes, I have saw the light
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No, Im to busy playing with my barbie dolls.
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05-16-2006, 01:55 PM
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Welcome to the Styrofoam Haters Group
Dedicated to our fallen brothers and sisters in the war against the Balsphemous packing matierial.
We have some rather famous allies, including Stephen Colbert 9who regurally states that he hates styrofoam, but loves bubblewrap)
Everybody is welcome but I encourage you to join theANti-styrofoam group!
Before you join you must tell me what you would be bringing to our group if I let you join. You then must discover the name of our secret ally. Death to the squeaky menace!
@ Mods: if not a good Idea, delete.
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05-16-2006, 01:59 PM
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I bring petrol and marker pens, marker pens melt styrofoam!
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05-16-2006, 02:00 PM
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Over the years I've had to deal with the results of cats playing with and chewing styrofoam in packages. I'm sure you already know what the results were like, but in case you've forgotten:
It was sticky, gooey, slimy, warm, and disgusting. Not unlike the insides of the heads of some of our members when they post to the more smarmy SYM threads.
Yes, that's right. Violently repellant.
I am a confirmed styrofoam hater. I take great pleasure in seeing this thread, and will do all I can until my last breath (which, bieng severely asthmatic, won't be much of big deal, anyway) to remove styrofoam from the face of this earth, and find other packing substances.
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05-16-2006, 02:02 PM
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You wanna know how much i hate barbie dolls
I burn, i pull em apart and feed em to my dog (joking), i throw them at a running weed whacker, and i bleach them in muriatic acid
But... Thats what i do
Don't even get me started on styrofoam and Ken
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05-16-2006, 02:04 PM
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Fable, thou has been ordained holy keeper of an angry cat. I now present you with this arm guard thingy they use with police dogs! 
Gog, I ordain you Holy Sharpie sniffer. I present you with this keychain of minisharpies, all in Lime green.
Talius, will you bring said weed whacker to the thread?
(I love pulling a Molynuex )
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05-16-2006, 02:05 PM
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...and a donk-ay to suck.
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05-16-2006, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Talius You wanna know how much i hate barbie dolls
I burn, i pull em apart and feed em to my dog (joking), i throw them at a running weed whacker, and i bleach them in muriatic acid
But... Thats what i do
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05-16-2006, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ch85us2001 Fable, thou has been ordained holy keeper of an angry cat. I now present you with this arm guard thingy they use with police dogs! | I shall guard my arm guard thingy with the last drop of your blood. Or for the next 600 years, void where prohibited, whichever comes first.
My, and such a nice arm guard thingy, too. With a mother-of-pearl handle, titanium breach, and inscribed, "To Chu, with love, From Grandmum." You have a very thoughtful family, oh fearless leader. 
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05-16-2006, 02:24 PM
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O, HKOAAC, my Grandmum has more knowledge than years. Maybe I should hook you two up?
Also, we have an unlimited supply of fish livers and Pounce (tm) to make styrofoam all the more appetizing (and messy, and carpet staining ).
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05-16-2006, 02:38 PM
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05-16-2006, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ch85us2001 O, HKOAAC, my Grandmum has more knowledge than years. Maybe I should hook you two up? | And where do you think your father originated? Found in a cabbage patch? 
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05-16-2006, 04:45 PM
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I bring fire and warm food, along with a truck loads of styrofoam peanuts that I just liberated from the back of a FedEx Kinkos down the street. *Passes out cans of lighter fluid, gasoline, matches, and sparklers, along with warm bacon, and hand sanitizer*
Lets get this party started shall we?
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05-16-2006, 07:00 PM
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*eats bacon*
O, Phreddie, I ordain you Court Jester and food keeper!!! I present unto this funny looking multicolored hat, and this Backpack, filled with 75 pounds of freeze dried Fettucine Alfredo.
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05-16-2006, 07:09 PM
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I once chewed up a stryofoam cup.
The whole thing.
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05-16-2006, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Oscuro_Sol I once chewed up a stryofoam cup.
The whole thing.
Anyone else? | So, are you Fable's kitten? Or is this just common among all cats?  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | | 
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