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04-10-2003, 11:36 AM
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Inspired by Chan's recent thread, I thought it might be a good occasion to renovate my old "Home for the Depraved" and bring it back as a sparkling, new refuge for those twisted and demented souls of SYM.
We have a brand new menu that includes, but is not limited to:
all manner of English Muffins, Pasta alla Puttanesca, Diabolically, hot chillies....
and last but not least, Devilishly delicious deserts... Our Mud Pie is...well... to die for... Drinks
*Snake Sliver Sling
*Hot Oyster C0cktail upon the half shell
*Incendiary Navels
*Satan's Furnace
Our decor has been somewhat revamped as well. Large, velvet cushions lie strewn over the hardwood.... Roman-style lounging chairs grace the front room... and for the truly adventurous... the basement, in addition to its original torturous delights.. now offers a jungle gym. 
So do enter the tranquil warmth of the oasis and allow all your worldly cares to drift peacefully away.  http://www.perfect-mansions.com/Dark.jpg http://realestate.escapeartist.com/d...10KL85125V.jpg
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testingtest12Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
Last edited by dragon wench; 04-11-2003 at 11:15 AM.
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04-10-2003, 11:41 AM
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*screams*
*runs back into his ready-made padded cell*
Ahhh... 
I'll have an Incendiary Navel, please
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04-10-2003, 11:59 AM
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testingtest12Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
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04-10-2003, 12:08 PM
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Hey! Who put all this leather stuff in my cell?!  
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04-10-2003, 12:12 PM
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testingtest12Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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04-10-2003, 12:17 PM
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04-10-2003, 12:25 PM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by Kameleon
Ah, excellent - I was worried I'd have to pay for a moment | Not to worry, upon entry to the house, all receive an inclusive package deal granting access to our diverse and sundry ministrations.
The Sanctuary's express goal is to instill complete peace of mind... and like our rival, the Club Med, we even provide child-minding services.
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04-10-2003, 12:29 PM
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04-10-2003, 01:06 PM
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I'll take the hot oyster on the half-shell. I'll supply the rest. http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/dvv/eplus2.gif
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04-10-2003, 02:07 PM
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Ok, seems like I'll be living in the basement....have my mail forwarded.
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04-10-2003, 02:12 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Ok, seems like I'll be living in the basement....have my mail forwarded. | Sorry the gutter is taken
*ushers kids home, they have caused enough damage to the property*
I'll have a Furnace please bar wench 
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04-10-2003, 02:16 PM
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Is that a bottle of Jameson's in your pants, or are you just happy....oh, never mind.
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04-10-2003, 02:17 PM
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Who dare lay claim to my gutter?
If it's you Ysh...we can work something out
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04-10-2003, 02:19 PM
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BS, you're just a sucker for a woman in leather.....not that that's a bad thing, mind you.
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04-10-2003, 02:24 PM
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@Ned, don't tell the barmaid I am bringing our own *eek* *pours Ned a dram* how have you been? *hug*
@BS, I am not negotiable
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