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04-11-2002, 07:04 PM
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Crazy...well that's how it goes...
Anyone out there watching this ridiculous new show. I can't say it's good but it's great television, funny and stupid. 30 minutes of inane amusement leaving you wondering how this got made in the first place. Man, Ozzy's looking frail.
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04-11-2002, 07:07 PM
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i've seen it many times. i think it's funny how much they swear, half of the show is just beeps!
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04-11-2002, 07:15 PM
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I (bleep)ing love the (bleep)ing Osbournes! It (bleep)ing rocks!! That Ozzy is one wild, burned out (bleep)ard. Man, I feel sorry for that (bleep). I think that he did to much (bleep)ing dope and drank way too (bleep)ing much that he fried his (bleep).
His wife is one cute girl. She's like the only (bleep)ing adult in the (bleep)ing house. I can't (bleep)ing believe that they've been together for, like, 30 (bleep)ing years! If I'd been married to Ozzy, I'd probably have either killed the (bleep)ard or (bleep)ed his (bleep).
That son of his is one spoiled (bleep). If he were my kid, I'd put a (bleep)ing end to his (bleep)ing partying and going out until (bleep)ing 2 a.m. and put my (bleep)ing foot up his (bleep).
That show is just some (bleep)ed up (bleep).
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04-11-2002, 07:24 PM
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what is a (bleep)ard? i don't think i've heard that one on the show.
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04-11-2002, 08:03 PM
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| | | I believe it's a bleep for bastard, which is strange because bastard isn't something that is usually bleeped. Even Game Banshee's filters don't edit it out.
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04-11-2002, 08:05 PM
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HLD put it best. Here's to the mother (bleep)ing prince of darkness.
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04-11-2002, 08:25 PM
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ah, bastard, i thought it was some strange suffix to some strange profanity.
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04-11-2002, 08:46 PM
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| | First off: I own no TV - so I can't comment on the show. That said, I have read a few reviews of it, and it sounds absolutely hilarious. I think some of those old rockers have some of the funniest damn personalities - just think of everything they have done and seen that can contribute to a unique outlook and sense of humor.
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04-12-2002, 08:45 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Aragorn Returns what is a (bleep)ard? | Kayless is right as to what it really means, but it's also a reference to L. Ron Hubbard's Mission: Earth decalogy where he used (bleep) and it's various forms: (bleep)ing, (bleep)ard, (bleep)hole, (bleep)er, etc. in the place of not-so-nice-words-that-will-get-your-posts-deleted-and-your-user-ID-banned.
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04-12-2002, 08:47 AM
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@HLD, I thought being on the (bleep)ing film crew of the (bleep)ing Osbournes would've been your (bleep)ity (bleep)ed (bleep)ing dream vocation.
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04-12-2002, 08:59 AM
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No, Ozzy is one (bleep)ed-up, washed-out mutha(bleep)er. Instead of the Prince of Darkness from the glory days of Black Sabbath, I just see another old guy who should have quit while he was still on top.
I'd rather be on the film crew for something like Babewatch 10, Flashpoint 2 or Blondage 3.
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04-12-2002, 09:52 AM
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And I thought we were supposed to keep our dream vocations away from the adult entertainment industry because as males, if we had our choice, would we be anywhere else. D'oh!
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04-12-2002, 10:11 AM
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Ah, another new show that will come on television here (The Netherlands) in about a year or two.
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04-12-2002, 10:17 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Ned Flanders And I thought we were supposed to keep our dream vocations away from the adult entertainment industry | That's only on Mr Sleep's thread.
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04-12-2002, 10:20 AM
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That's only on Mr Sleep's thread.
| An excellent point, sir. To further strengthen the argument, allow me to point out that pork is once again a verb.
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