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03-06-2002, 02:00 PM
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As you step through the traditional oaken door you are faced with a hardwood bar area, stools, tables, a pool table and a smiling barman.
"Welcome to the Banshee! The only traditional English pub in the whole of Speak Your Mind. Every Thursday night we have guest ale night and Friday is karaoke day. A wide selection of lager and ale you like is available. Just ask!"
So, I've seen pubs on the moon, the wild west and just about everywhere so I'm gonna open my traditional English pub. Bloodstalker and Ned have their own private shine room of course, so you are welcom to join them. Feel free to drink anything you like!
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03-06-2002, 02:03 PM
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**walks in, smiles, sits on bar stool** How bout a nice creamy Boddingtons please.
Although I represent BS and Ned, I do not discriminate between drinking establishments
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03-06-2002, 02:04 PM
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You have tea???
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03-06-2002, 02:09 PM
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03-06-2002, 02:13 PM
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Great tea and a female named liz. 
Nice combo!
Who is liz??
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03-06-2002, 02:13 PM
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Nice to see you also. Nice place. Are you in the market for any legal representation?  I love working for tavern owners!
Thanks again for the pic
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03-06-2002, 02:14 PM
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Can we throw things at the kareoke participants?
A private room huh? sweet
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03-06-2002, 02:16 PM
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can we throw things at the dead drunks?
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03-06-2002, 02:17 PM
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Only if we get to throw things back.
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03-06-2002, 02:19 PM
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03-06-2002, 02:19 PM
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@ CM, Liz is Queen Elizabeth, and you can't throw anything at the drunks, because I'm one!
@ McBane, if I need representation, you are the one on call!  No worries about the pic, it took two secs!
@ BS, maybe you can throw stuff, I'm undecided.
R.E. The private room, if an alarm above the door goes, hit the green switch, everything will become 'non-existent' Muwahahahahaha!
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03-06-2002, 02:20 PM
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I wouldn't be aiming at an elephant though.
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03-06-2002, 02:23 PM
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BS you couldn't hit an aneroxic woman either.
*throws a jug at nippy*
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03-06-2002, 02:26 PM
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