The Old Banshee

[Nippy]

Quote:

Originally posted by frogus filter coffee for me, barkeep...where is Nips BTW, haven't seen him in ages... anyway, @Beldin & Eerhardt, why don't you make your own Rolling Thunder tavern thread...you seem to spend an awful lot of time in there

Why I'm here good man, silently cleaning and drinking...

[Nippy]

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Originally posted by Beldin **comes back from the showers** @Frogus: That's not our intention Mr.Frogger. We like to keep on the move....Tavern threads have a tendency to get closed sometimes. @Nippy: You might try good ideas . They're not THAT bad... **takes his last pint of E.S.S. from the hottub and leaves for today**

See, if I had good ideas, I wouldn't be here...

[frogus]

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Originally posted by Beldin @Frogus: That's not our intention Mr.Frogger. We like to keep on the move....Tavern threads have a tendency to get closed sometimes.

LOL...sounds like a bond villain...

Mr. Frogger(tied to table): Why don't you create a base of operations for your evil and nefarious deeds, and disguise it as a pub in England?

Evil Dr. Beldin[cheap evil European accent]: Zat ees not our eentenshun Meesta Flogger, Tavern sreads 'ave a tendancy to get....clozed down...

[Nippy]

You forgot the manical laughter!

[Robnark]

and the cat. and mechanical limb/miscellaneous bodypart.

[Beldin]

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Originally posted by Nippy You forgot the manical laughter!

http://www.8ung.at/s.tina/images/flamegun.gif
MUAHAHAHAHA !

No worries,

Beldin

[Eerhardt]

** wakes up at the bottom of a huge pint for the 7th time **
Hey, Beldin, watch out for Frogus: he's trying to get us villains to expose our evil plans... http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/diablebad.gif
** starts preparing a mug of coffee before Beldin wakes up **

[Beldin]

**wakes up to the sound of Eerhardts ranting**

Not zoo worry me friend. Zey vill never get uz alieve !

**starts the day with some irish coffee**

[Eerhardt]

** drinks his mug of special coffee brew ** Aaah, that's the ticket... Sorry 'bout the ranting, mate, wasn't quite awake yet ** takes a sip from the hottub ** Hmm... maybe we should amp up the E.S.S. some more ** adds more ingredients and flips the switch ** Say, haven't seen AN around for a while... do you suppose he's still coping with sober life ?

[Beldin]

Since AN is not here I would say he DOESN'T cope with sober life...

**takes the first pint'o'shine for the day**

[Eerhardt]

Point well taken ** finishes his mug and switches to an Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktail ** We're almost out of E.C.h.C., I see ** prepares a new series of E.C.h.C. and lines them up on the bar ** I guess that radioactive stuff resulted in AN's being permanently KNURD. Do you think there's a way to reverse the process? Perhaps mixing the E.C.h.C., E.S.S. and the special Columbian coffee brew? ** starts experimenting on a new drink for instant intoxication in the Rolling Thunder's TM secret laboratory - occasionally, puffs of smoke appear and bolts of lightning shoot out from inside the truck **

[Beldin]

**finishes his pint and earthes the frame of the truck to prevent sudden combustion**


**takes the first E.C.H.C. from the bar**

[Eerhardt]

** suddenly there is a bright flash of light - Eerhardt steps out of the truck with his hair on end ** Eureka! I've found the ultimate mix: the Massive Chug C0cktail (or MC²) . Too bad we can't test it on AN. Ah, hell, here goes nothing... ** takes a drink from the MC² and is instantly intoxicated to the effect of a horse-sized pint of shine ** Waaaahoooo! Beldin you gotza try zome of dizz sschtuff mate... ** hands Beldin the MC² and falls over in a drunken stupor **

[Beldin]

**carefully takes the MC² form Eerhardts limp hands and drinks some**

Great Waaaahooonie ! Zaaaats somme ppopopotent stuff...**burps some smoke** TIMBER !

**takes another drink and slowly topples over like a felled tree, the spilled MC² leaving some *very* corrosive stains on the floorboards**

[Eerhardt]

** slowly regains conscience and gets back up ** Wow, radical! ** to his astonishment, Eerhardt has now gained infravision and sees his surroundings in this new light ** Hello, whaz dizz?! ** Eerhardt notices the stains of MC², which radiate in the darkened room, and picks up the cup with the remaining Massive Chug C0cktail, which was lying next to Beldin ** Beldin, mate, get up, you gotza sheck dizz out! No need for blacklightz any more...