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10-23-2002, 03:28 PM
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Battle yall battle yall....
I thought that SYM is getting too pleasant. Everyone seems to be really friendly, all the new members are charming pillars of politeness and humility, and the atmosphere is generally glowing with warm familiarity.
But frankly I hate all of you, and can only be happy when you are all in pain - Thus, the new Fight Thread.
I don't want a planned battle scheduled between two sporting adversaries, I want random violence perpetrated gratuitously against people who have previously been your closest friends and shared many personal moments...
I also want to stipulate that fights take place only between members who share a characteristic, trademark, or object of affection. The winner will win the right to exhibit, use or persue these thing (respectively), and will possibly be given a title (to be flaunted and displayed at all times) and a big hug.
If you wish to insult other posters via personal messaging, please do so.
First of all, we need to nominate the fights, and their grudging motivations...So think about these -
Fight for 'King of Spam' status?
Fight for ruling amphibian status?
Fight for the right to flirt with AC?
Fight for resident intellectual status?
Token 80s music fan status?
King of metal music status?
Or if you want to call a challenge to another, older, better respected or more handsome member, then please feel free. For instance, if you wish to be known as the residing evil mastermind, you have to challenge Weasel, I'm afarid. It will not work the other way around.
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10-23-2002, 03:45 PM
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First nomination looks like being CM and BS for the right to call themselves the supreme bar-brawler....
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10-23-2002, 05:30 PM
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10-23-2002, 06:11 PM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by frogus
For instance, if you wish to be known as the residing evil mastermind, you have to challenge Weasel, I'm afarid. It will not work the other way around. | Ummm, Craig is the new Evil Mastermind...his last plot was so evil it left my wig shaking. 
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10-23-2002, 06:15 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by frogus
Fight for the right to flirt with AC?
| You little rugrat! How dare you make me a prize without my permission! Oooooh, be afraid, little one. Be veeeery afraid... 
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10-23-2002, 06:21 PM
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The AC thing is unenforcable anyway.....win, lose or draw, I flirt where I will  
But I nominate AC vs Frogus for the right to use her as a prize
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10-23-2002, 06:45 PM
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I wanna fight. Dont care why, just wanna break stuff.
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10-23-2002, 06:46 PM
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*Hands Thug a chainsaw*
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10-23-2002, 06:48 PM
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All right now. *VVvvrrrreeeemmmmmm*
Who wants to make AC giblets? Ohhh yeah sure Im picking on a girl, but soon... we'll all be picking parts of that girl off us...
COME HERE AC *VVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRREEEMMMMM*
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10-23-2002, 07:01 PM
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But I'll be back darnit... and I'll cut all of ya, into PIECES.
PIECES I SAY.
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10-24-2002, 03:57 AM
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More like you are one sadistic lurker BS
You like the punishment....i am gonna whip your sorry Blue grass smokin hide
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10-24-2002, 05:15 AM
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*smacks frogus around the head with a 42" plasma display*
There, that better? 
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10-24-2002, 08:12 AM
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I want to suggest that Flibble and HLD have a battle to prove who is the greatest tech geek, or a three-way with Sleepo if you like 
*Grabs Kameleon's eye-sockets and twizzles happily through 360 degrees*
You're just jealous that Kermit's my real dad, and you're only a third cousin!
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10-24-2002, 08:17 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by frogus
I want to suggest that Flibble and HLD have a battle to prove who is the greatest tech geek, or a three-way with Sleepo if you like | I'm happy to take part in that, it would prove my manhood after all...
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10-24-2002, 08:36 AM
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Of course! I would also like to nominate a fight between Gruntboy and Dottie to prove who is more masculine...
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