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02-24-2004, 04:31 PM
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| | *shoves the gun from his nose and places a sawed off shot gun at Chanaks stomach.*
Time for a third hole.
Me personally i would prefer a wench who is tied to the stove and can teleport into the bedroom whenever i want her too. Oh yeah she is always naked and has good taste in grapefruits.... 
Is my chauvinistic side coming out to strong? |
02-24-2004, 04:44 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by CM
Is my chauvinistic side coming out to strong? | Hehe, no, it's just time for your medication now Mr. CM. There there...hush, it will only hurt for just a moment. 
*ties jumper cables on to CM's earlobes*
Ok now, place both feet in that washtub full of water I placed in front of you...
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02-24-2004, 04:45 PM
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| | | Ok, but wait *pulls the trigger of the shot gun* Now hey....where did this red stuff come from? |
02-24-2004, 04:51 PM
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| | *brushes harmless chalk dust off shirt, snatches shotgun away from CM*
Now now Mr. CM, what did your doctor tell you about playing with that harmless chalkgun? Perhaps we should up your dosage since you seem to be feeling somewhat...violent.
*flips circuit breaker, sending 10000000000 volts through CM*
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02-24-2004, 04:58 PM
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| | | That Tickles....do it again. Btw...my pet cobra got loose and seems to have take a fancy to you leg....ohhh it has big teeth... |
02-24-2004, 05:00 PM
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02-24-2004, 05:01 PM
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| | You have a chainsaw?  |
02-24-2004, 05:02 PM
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02-24-2004, 05:03 PM
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02-24-2004, 05:04 PM
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| | And she's damn good with it too.
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02-24-2004, 05:05 PM
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| | LOL @ Chan...
@ CM..Have I shown you my pruning shears
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02-24-2004, 05:07 PM
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| | Watch it CM. She's gonna clip off your sprig!
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02-24-2004, 05:10 PM
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| | Where is BS when you need him? He could easily be drunk enough to willingly replace me.....
Scayde if i ever get on your bad side. Please give me ample time to grovel for forgiveness |
02-24-2004, 05:32 PM
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| | @CM: You'll get nothing and like it.
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02-24-2004, 06:04 PM
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| | I have NEVER been drunk enough to have my sprig clipped in someone else's place. However, I will provide the bucket to catch the blood 
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