We startted this in the SF and I thought it may be interesting to see what everyone else has to add on the high-points of being our resident drunken sage here at SYM: Magrus!
... And in creating this thread I am willing to legally claim responsibility for the inflation of Mag's ego and reimburse any damages incurred on innocent bystanders.
Here are a few for thought...
Courtesy of:
Your's Truly
1. He
wanted to get a job at a supermarket that requires no thought to perform.
2. He's lecherous to a fault (and I mean that as a compliment)... And still get's all the ladies.
3. He drinks. Alot.
4. Despite all of these enviable qualities he's still wise beyond his years.
5. He drinks. Alot.
6. He's a dirty, naughty pervert that has managed to convince girl after girl that he has a "sensitive femal side".
7. He actually typed the phrase "I'll still give it to them how they want it." on SYM, in the presence of at least one female poster (er, we think at least...). Those, my friends, are cojones.
8. He says what he want, when he wants... And has yet to get thrown in jail.
9. He has no qualms about pushing a pregnant man down the stairs.
Phreddie
10. He denies the existence of his own children to keep his life that much simpler.
Rav
11. No shame.
Hill: Version 2.0
12. He enjoys spearing Phreddie repeatedly with no sense of doing anything wrong, nor causing Phreddie pain.
His Majesty Levistus/ Siberys
13. He's basically the heart of all spammers.
14. That one sex thread thing he has, forget all the acronyms.
15. Even though the mods watch over this forum and Buck is the administrator of this forum, Magrus basically owns this forum for all the spamming.