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05-10-2001, 01:02 PM
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(falls on one leg, spins sideways, freezes)
Must...keep...control...
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05-10-2001, 01:04 PM
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| |  *groans* NO! NO MORE! I CAN'T TAKE IT! *BLAM* Darkpoet falls to the floor.
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05-10-2001, 01:14 PM
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*with yellow clad gut bulging out over black pants*
Darkpretender...I...am... on to you. *clocks him on the back of the neck with a double fisted sledge hammer move*
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05-10-2001, 01:15 PM
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Missed. | | | 
05-10-2001, 06:10 PM
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Not to mention the overwhelming masculinity that makes every female alien fall in love with him and betray their own race to save him  Except for the one episode per season that one will fall for Spocks monotone
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05-10-2001, 06:21 PM
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| | | Please...Spock... *pushing elbows together in absurd posture* I'm Trying...to understand...this post!
Facinating. Everytime something causes me to lose my logic (e.g. plant sprays me, I go back in time, etc.), I fall in love. Jim, you are, and ever shall be, my friend. Good thing logic dictates the meaninglessness of love.
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05-10-2001, 07:00 PM
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Irenicus to Bodhi, after stealing your soul:
"Of all the souls I have met in my travel, his was the most... (voice breaking)... human!"
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05-10-2001, 08:14 PM
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AndIthinkit'sgoingtobe... a... long... long... time... the touchdown.. brings... me... backtofind... I'm... not... the... MAN... they... think... I... am... back home... oh no... I'm... a... rocketman!Rocket... man... burning... up... his... fumes... out... there... alone!
(in order to save what’s left of your sanity I’ll refrain from doing the rest.  Has anyone here ever heard the actual taping of William Shatner doing Rocketman? It was the worst three and half minutes of my life!  )
[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]
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09-22-2002, 05:13 PM
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With all the Shatner talk on the forum recently, I thought this thread would be good to bump.
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09-22-2002, 05:19 PM
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You... had... to... MISTER! | | | 
09-22-2002, 05:34 PM
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__________________ Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
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09-22-2002, 07:06 PM
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OMG
Fable, hide this thread now, before Scayde sees it. She despises Shatner.
I can't guarantee she'll stick to fire ants this time | | | 
09-23-2002, 12:34 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by BaronTx OMG
Fable, hide this thread now, before Scayde sees it. She despises Shatner. | Then she is in very good company
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09-23-2002, 02:05 AM
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Run for your lives ! Williy Shatner Sings.
No worries,
Beldin
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09-23-2002, 02:48 AM
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Must.....fullfill prime...Directive...Spread my seed...throughout...the Universe.
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