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08-27-2006, 06:10 PM
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| | | * The ragged man looked set to deliver a tirade about lewd gutter bound behavior, but his shoulders slump when he notices that the Dane has set about nothing more than the tease part of strip tease. Looking about, his naked feet stick uncomfortably to the liquid detritus on the cheap Persian rugs that make up the floor coverings as he walks towards the bar. Checking his coin purse he finds, to his dismay that it has gone astray. To the bar-keep:*
Er, do you run a tab? - Curdis ! |
08-27-2006, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Curdis  * The ragged man looked set to deliver a tirade about lewd gutter bound behavior, but his shoulders slump when he notices that the Dane has set about nothing more than the tease part of strip tease. Looking about, his naked feet stick uncomfortably to the liquid detritus on the cheap Persian rugs that make up the floor coverings as he walks towards the bar. Checking his coin purse he finds, to his dismay that it has gone astray. To the bar-keep:*
Er, do you run a tab? - Curdis ! | lol! Yes, I do run a tab. But be warned, you might be required to either dance or wash dishes if you can't pay it 
@CE,
it's not that I don't appreciate it, I mean a little eye candy around an establishment never hurts  I was just trying to point out that for once it wasn't me who was responsible for the general slide into depravity
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08-27-2006, 06:48 PM
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No dancing dudettes doing the can-can?
Now I'm depraved. 
*gets a tankard of San Miguel and imagines kenderettes doing the can-can*
I just love the way...
...their topknots bounce up and down... |
08-27-2006, 08:58 PM
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| | Brings in kareoke machine and starts singing twinkle twinkle little star just to annoy everyone
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08-27-2006, 09:06 PM
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| | Glances in and notices dudette can-can dancers & Twinkle twinkle kareoke
...now this is my kind of place 
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08-27-2006, 09:24 PM
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@Mr. Sir, you *just* had to, didn't you!
..Er.... I do hope you haven't removed your skirt for the event 
@Mr. Snow,
so happy you like it here
I'm heading off for the night so I'll have to leave you both in Mah's capable hands ...
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08-27-2006, 09:41 PM
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| | steps up to the bar...
"so what drinks are served in this fine establishment, do they come with paper umbrellas? Everything tastes better with an umbrella in it!" 
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08-28-2006, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Snow steps up to the bar...
"so what drinks are served in this fine establishment, do they come with paper umbrellas? Everything tastes better with an umbrella in it!" | I think only sunshades are left, but hey - if an umbrealla works, why not a sunshade, they are practically the same thing |
08-28-2006, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by mr_sir Brings in kareoke machine and starts singing twinkle twinkle little star just to annoy everyone | Noo! Not that song! My ears are hurting!! *covers ears with hands* I should've shot that machine to smithereens (now how long was I aiming at that machine anyway?) when I had the chance! *Jumps through a nearby window and ran away as far as possible*
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08-28-2006, 06:11 AM
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| | *sets up the "Karaoke Machine From Hell" fully equipped with such classics as every Wayne Newton tune ever forced upon the public in Las Vegas; Disney's wonderfully infernal theme song; Don Ho's "Tiny Bubbles;" and everyone's favorite, "The Song That Never Ends"*
Take your pick. We could also do Elvis tunes.
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08-28-2006, 06:21 AM
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| | | *struts in, donning his usual all-black clothes, takes the mic, wanders on stage, and does his best karaoke mime impersonation*
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08-28-2006, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Chanak *sets up the "Karaoke Machine From Hell" fully equipped with such classics as every Wayne Newton tune ever forced upon the public in Las Vegas; Disney's wonderfully infernal theme song; Don Ho's "Tiny Bubbles;" and everyone's favorite, "The Song That Never Ends"*
Take your pick. We could also do Elvis tunes. | Don't forget the songs from Grease that everyone always sings. You also need a good selection of cheesy 80s songs to annoy everyone with.
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08-28-2006, 07:54 AM
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| | | *dons cheesy washed up, has-been Vegas entertainer uniform, presses button number 2,345*
"The Loooooove Boat...soon we'll be making another run..."
Where's those life-sized cardboard pics of Stubing and Gopher???
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08-28-2006, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by mr_sir You also need a good selection of cheesy 80s songs to annoy everyone with. | I can recommend one. Its 'Wow' by Kate Bush. That song got on my nerves that I was almost on the verge of breaking the CD-player (Luckily I can control myself but man, it really irritates me!).
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08-28-2006, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by DesR85 I can recommend one. Its 'Wow' by Kate Bush. | That's from the late 70's, and it's nothing compared to the musical geniouses who produced masterpieces such as "Careless whisper", "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" or "Like a virgin".
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