The first ever SYM Beauty Pagaent

[CM]

Well ladies and drooling gentlemen. I use that term very loosely ie drooling some of you have the freaking nile dripping from your mouths.

Welcome to the first ever SYM Beauty pagent. Before we get started there are some rules.

1. All the beer is free.
2. All the women and i mean women the real ones who were born women from birth. I know redundant but who wants to see Weasel in a speedo eh? So all women must where only bikinis. Or....well i guess clothing is optional.
3. All men MUST BE WEARING JEANS AND A LONG SLEEVES SHIRT. No nudity from men allowed.....unless its my loveable BS
4. The judging will be on a basis of me deciding Nobody else matters..
5. All the beer is free.
6. All the losers have to watch hours and hours of Gwally shifting through sand in slow mo

So here there are men:

*cue first female*

[Tamerlane]

Just a query...

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Originally posted by CM 3. All men MUST BE WEARING JEANS AND A LONG SLEEVES SHIRT. No nudity from men allowed.....unless its my loveable BS

No nudity allowed hmmmm.... So can I wear my little red dress.

[CM]

err....as long as you have shaved. There is nothing worse than a woman who hasnt shaved. If i wanted a hairy body i would be dating bs *blush*

If you dont shave you have to give weasel a bikini wax

[Aegis]

So, are we actually submitting pictures to be judged, or what?

[CM]

Well co-host Aegis that is a great idea. I suggest you lay down the foundations for this aspect of the show

ie i am not touching this subject with a ten thousand foot poll

[Aegis]

Well, as co-host, I think it only fair I get to judge each of the SYM women for entry. Make sure they meet all the criteria... And make sure Toga's are involved

[Tamerlane]

Quote:

Originally posted by Aegis So, are we actually submitting pictures to be judged, or what?

LMAO, I hope not. I'd need a very good excuse to put on one of my girlfriend's dresses. You'd just have to use your imagination, frankly I don't know which one is worse...

[Aegis]

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Originally posted by Tamerlane LMAO, I hope not. I'd need a very good excuse to put on one of my girlfriends dresses. You'd just have to use your imagination, frankly I don't know which one is worse...

The risks you take, eh...

[CM]

Well i sugget you give HLD video rights to that

You still better shave tammy

[Aegis]

Quote:

Originally posted by CM Well i sugget you give HLD video rights to that You still better shave tammy

I'm sure it'll make a great documentry for *ahem* personal use

[Tamerlane]

Quote:

Originally posted by Aegis The risks you take, eh...

Oooh yeah, I constantly live life on the edge.

I'll shave in due time Fas

[CM]

And for commerical purposes as well. I mean such knowledge should be shared with the community at large

[Tamerlane]

Quote:

Originally posted by CM And for commerical purposes as well. I mean such knowledge should be shared with the community at large

Do we get a cut of the royalties afterwards? $$$

[Aegis]

Quote:

Originally posted by CM And for commerical purposes as well. I mean such knowledge should be shared with the community at large

Hmm... We could sell two verisons. Rated, and then later release the 'unrated' version

[CM]

The shares are:

Fas: 99.98%
Tammy: 00.015%
Aegis: 00.05%