The first ever SYM Beauty Pagaent

[Aegis]

Originally posted by dragon wench
Uh huh...

What ever happened to Canadians sticking together, eh

[dragon wench]

Originally posted by Aegis
What ever happened to Canadians sticking together, eh

Whatever happened to the idea that Ontarians and British Columbians inhabited a different plane of existence... *cough* *cough*

[Bloodstalker]

Hmmm, fas, Aegis, some gut with a hairy butt, and Tam in a skirt...not my kinda pagent, but carry on, I'll be in a bar somewhere

[Aegis]

Originally posted by dragon wench
Whatever happened to the idea that Ontarians and British Columbians inhabited a different plane of existence... *cough* *cough*

No, no. You misunderstand. I just said that British Columbia is Ontarios Whipping Boy

[dragon wench]

Originally posted by Aegis
No, no. You misunderstand. I just said that British Columbia is Ontarios Whipping Boy

Funny.. I am certain I recall Foul saying that you are *his* whipping boy. That must have been after he told me about your sighs of admiration when he stripped down to his hairy butt

[Aegis]

Originally posted by dragon wench
Funny.. I am certain I recall Foul saying that you are *his* whipping boy. That must have been after he told me about your sighs of admiration when he stripped down to his hairy butt

Bah! Thats a lie, and you know it. I'd never touch Foul, and he'd never let go of his puffans

[CM]

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Hmmm, fas, Aegis, some gut with a hairy butt, and Tam in a skirt...not my kinda pagent, but carry on, I'll be in a bar somewhere

Yeah right. This is exactly where you strip and do a lap dance for tammy

Principle of the thing? What principle? This is for our amusement. Who cares what you guys think Now be a good girl and hmmmm what do what you gotta do for this pagent.

[C Elegans]

Originally posted by Tamerlane
No nudity allowed hmmmm.... So can I wear my little red dress.

I'll promise to submit a picture of myself, providing I will get the opporunity to see you in that little red dress!

[Sytze]

Originally posted by CM

1. All the beer is free.
5. All the beer is free.

Did I hear free beers somewhere??

*takes a seath* 2 beers please


is tequially also for free by and chance?

[Grendel]

just to clear a potential misconception - guts and butts are not necessarily synonymous. *sniff*

withdraws from pageant in order to focus on clearing CM's beer horde and to prepare penetrating and thoughtful questions for the contestants....

How would you solve world peace and what would you do when the pageant beer supply is exhausted, perhaps?

[Georgi]

If this is a beauty pageant, why is it full of hairy men with beer guts and Tammy in a dress? I guess beauty must be in the eye of the beer-holder... *tiptoes away*

[Sytze]

Originally posted by Georgi
If this is a beauty pageant, why is it full of hairy men with beer guts and Tammy in a dress? I guess beauty must be in the eye of the beer-holder... *tiptoes away*

Hey! Ill let you know that I shave reguraraly, every now and then, sometimes, ....okay okay, I admit, I dont shave

[Sytze]

Originally posted by Grendel

How would you solve world peace and what would you do when the pageant beer supply is exhausted, perhaps?[/color]

I would find out what World peace would taste like and then make an icrecream outta it.

Instant succes!!!

[Grendel]

tastes like beer... Can't be off fighting someone with a beer in one hand.

[Bloodstalker]

Originally posted by Grendel
tastes like beer... Can't be off fighting someone with a beer in one hand.

you obviously frequent sub-standard bars