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Old 08-19-2004, 04:54 AM
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"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 km) northeast of Seattle.
The real story, or the weasel story. Someone was there drinking with the bear. I will not say no names (BS).
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Old 08-19-2004, 09:04 AM
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I hate beers sleeping on my lawn. Actually, I rush out and try to shake some life in them!
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Old 08-19-2004, 09:47 AM
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The real story, or the weasel story. Someone was there drinking with the bear. I will not say no names (BS).
And we are to assume the bear at him? That's appalling - I understand bears have little sense of humor but still, that's a little harsh...
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Old 08-19-2004, 11:30 AM
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Man,what a party animal!I gonna go see him,and we are gonna PARTY!
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Old 08-19-2004, 02:02 PM
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Damnit... That's where Buzzy went...

I'll have to have a word with BS...

After he's been fully 'passed' through the experiance of drinking with a bear
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Old 08-19-2004, 02:20 PM
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Well Busch is listed number 8 on beer advocate's top 50 worst beers list. I can see why he chose the local brew.
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Old 08-19-2004, 02:39 PM
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Man,what a party animal!

in the mosty literal snese of the phrase ...

i seem to remeber seeing this somewhere else???!!?!?!? in rl!!!
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Old 08-19-2004, 05:13 PM
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3 dozen beers and he's passed out?

Wuss.
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Old 08-19-2004, 06:49 PM
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3 dozen beers and he's passed out?

Wuss.

Well notice the age of the bear

Bears in the 80's and 90's day could drink a lot more. Two or three kegs and trip to Sammy's wouldn't put them out
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Old 08-20-2004, 12:38 AM
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The real story, or the weasel story. Someone was there drinking with the bear. I will not say no names (BS).

Aegis broke Buzzy's heart. Sue me for consoling a friend in need
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Old 08-20-2004, 01:54 AM
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Old 08-20-2004, 02:25 AM
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LMAO! So many bad puns....must resist....
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Old 08-20-2004, 03:38 AM
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Aegis broke Buzzy's heart. Sue me for consoling a friend in need
Well, the skill you have in pleasuring animals is one that none of us will ever be able to match...

Well, maybe Foul did...
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Old 08-21-2004, 04:32 AM
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3 dozen beers and he's passed out?

Wuss.


Well look at yogi how many of those picknick baskets had beer in them, yogi could drink any other bear under the table or tree stump in this case
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