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04-16-2002, 02:39 PM
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In todays news :
A Danish man went into hospital to have a mole removed from his posterior quarters. Whilst under anaesthetic, he emitted some flatulence. At the same time, a spark from the surgeons knife ignited the gas, which in turn set fire to the surgical spirit which had been used to wash his testicles The 30 year old described how he awoke in agony, saying his penis and scrotum "were burning like hell." He is suing the hospital for ruining his sex life...a hospital spokesman was quoted as saying of the chain reaction 'no-one considered the possibility'  
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04-16-2002, 02:44 PM
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Are you kidding or is this real?!?
In case of just kidding: ROFLMAO!!
In case of real news: .....can't ..... help it....must....ROFLMAO!!
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@Rob-hin LMAO! I bet it is very real for him 
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I guess I'll think twice the next time a doctor mentions basal cell carcinoma to me.
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I saw this in the papers too - sounds genuine. I am unable to ROFLMAO given that I am wincing in sympathy pain. | | |
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So what's the lesson here? Don't eat pinto beans and burritos the night before having surgery on anything even remotely near your ass.
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LMAO!
New! Product for cosmetic surgery patients! A cork. Only $29.95!
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@Dw Armageddon!
Avoid Gerbil's too
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Maybe the doctor should use the Flatulence Ass Valve(TM) that safely vents gas from sedated patients away from any sparks or open flames into a storage bag. The gas can then be recycled for use in some of the new alternative fuel cars coming out of Japan.
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Maybe the doctor should use the Flatulence Ass Valve(TM) that safely vents gas from sedated patients away from any sparks or open flames into a storage bag. The gas can then be recycled for use in some of the new alternative fuel cars coming out of Japan. | Well Grunty, your invention just got replaced.
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