The crap-o-meter

CM · #1 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 02:06 AM

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the newest feature of Gamebanshee. It is the crap-o-meter. Todays topic is boy bands how crappy are they really?

The range is from:
1 pretty damn hot - females younger than 10 can only vote this option
2. Damn good - Only females can vote this option
3. So so - Nobody can be indifferent on such an important topic
4. They suck - everybody can vote of this one.
5. Lets exterminate the scum.....
6. By fire
7. Let barney get them
8. Let Grunts pantless marines take care of them
9. Let them listen to other boyband music and john tesh.
10. All the ones after 5 together for hours on end.

More cruel and sadistic options:
11. Let Tammy handle them or vice versa which ever.

12. Make them watch Chocolate....now that is sadistic.
13. no clue....kid maybe you want to make some up?

The contestants are:

1. N sync out of tune
2. Backstreet boys back from prision
3. Boyzone no females allowed
4. West life ie no life at all
5. 5ive - we can't spell.

Of course one lukcy voter would get the option of sending one of these 5 groups to their doom, in which ever manner he or she so desires. So people get out your voting pads and lets see which one of these lucky groups will be fried this week.

Yes I am very bored.

Tamerlane · #2 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 02:12 AM

If it wasn't for boredom I wouldn't even bother visiting SYM

As for this "crap-o-meter", love the originality

Nothing spells more fear then seeing a purple dinosaur coming after you for a hug. Let barney sort them out, but keep those damn happy kids away from me. It sickens me sometimes...

Kayless · #3 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 02:15 AM

On a semi-related note, I have video footage that proves Barney is a cannibal. http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/soupson.gif Onward, to the wombatmoblie! http://www.highwaygames.com/forum/im...ilies/nuts.gif

Kameleon · #4 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 02:17 AM

IMO, I'd let them all be "taken care of" by Grunty's PMs, all except for...

Right, they all go to the Marines. I'm sure they'll have a lot of fun with them

CM · #5 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 02:43 AM

Tamerlane you getting close to a beating you know that?

So we got one for numbers 7 and 8.
I have no clue what frogman was talking about, seems he had too much of whatever he was not supposed to have!

Tamerlane · #6 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 02:51 AM

I'm not afraid of you, you should know that by now

CM · #7 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 02:56 AM

Don't matter if you are not afraid now, what if i make you part of that list.

KidD01 · #8 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 03:01 AM

@Fas : Since your options are not "cruel and sadistic" enough I'll wait for more options before casting my opinion

CM · #9 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 03:13 AM

Kid knock yourself out with more options!

Aegis · #10 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 08:21 AM

Option 10 sound slike fun....

Ode to a Grasshopper · #11 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 08:27 AM

Can we have an option involving the liberal use of cheesegraters?http://www.theunholytrinity.org/crac.../bat_angel.gif

CM · #12 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 08:31 AM

Yes you can. To add heck the next contest is to find the wackiest and most sadistic way to kill these boy groups. The top 3 get added to the list.

Ode to a Grasshopper · #13 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 08:38 AM

Here's some more ideas: belt-sanders and those wasps that lay their eggs inside of live creatures; when the larvae hatch they eat the host organism until they are mature enough to survive outside of the host, honey in delicate places and bull-ants.

Vicsun · #14 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 09:24 AM

I guess that making them eat tacco-bell with sour sauce can be a torture of a kind (hi KidD

)

KidD01 · #15 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 10:43 AM

Hmm here's a thought :
Make them shave their chest hair with blunt razor while watching Nicolas Cage's "8mm" wearing only lingerie

in one of those freezer trailer.

LOL @ Vicsun : Yo Quierro Taco Bell