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06-11-2002, 04:50 AM
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| | | The Amphibious Academy of Warfare and Disco
The Amphibious Academy of Warfare and Disco is the ultimate training ground for those interested in state-of-the-art GIF combat, high-tech spamming, and learning fly disco skillz. Consisting primarily of dedicated capybara recruits, the Academy produces the finest soldiers in the known galaxy. Genetic Manipulation makes our cadets immune to all of Ode's drugs, Ned's shine, and the infamous purple pills. Not since the infamous Pants-less Marines has such a formidable fighting force existed. We live by our credo: DUTY HONOR DISCO. We are the future. Do you have what it takes to be one of the few, the proud, the funky?
__________________ Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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06-11-2002, 05:02 AM
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| | Don't be a slacker! Make something of your life! Under the tutelage of our experienced instructors (such as the Hell Orca) you’ll go from this: http://www.rebsig.com/capybara/capy4.jpg To this!
__________________ Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Last edited by Kayless; 06-11-2002 at 05:04 AM.
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06-11-2002, 05:12 AM
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| | They are so not immune to my drugs!  
You've only seen the apricot variety so far, just wait until you see some of my strong stuff. No-one is immune to that! I'll have your capybaras http://www.plauder-smilies.de/all.gif in no time!
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06-11-2002, 05:17 AM
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| | When he does we will have a BBQ! |
06-11-2002, 05:21 AM
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| | Drug free is the way to be! http://www.unique-hardware.co.uk/ser...ib/fk/wink.gif My cadets cannot be stoned, wasted, baked, or whatever other euphemism you might use. Microscopic nanites in injected into their bloodstreams combined with genetic alternations have given them a Healing Factor that prevents it. The cadets are paragons of clean, sober living (well, maybe not totally sober...). http://www.highwaygames.com/forum/im...es/biggrin.gif
__________________ Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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06-11-2002, 05:25 AM
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| | Says you.  They're going to be roasted, toasted, trashed, high as kites, sky-high and wrecked before you know it.
In fact, my special prediction is that they will eventually end up selling their bodies for crack. So there.
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06-11-2002, 05:28 AM
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| | And then we have a BBQ!
My Jokes are lame, but I love'em! |
06-11-2002, 05:32 AM
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__________________ Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Last edited by Kayless; 06-11-2002 at 05:35 AM.
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06-11-2002, 05:37 AM
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| | OMG! Kayless is Dr Seuss in disguise! 
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06-11-2002, 05:39 AM
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| | | Isn't dr. Suess dead? |
06-11-2002, 05:43 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
OMG! Kayless is Dr Seuss in disguise! | Something else to add to the Kayless ate your baby thread. I masqueraded as Dr. Seuss in order to sabotage children’s educations by writing fictitious words and nonsensical stories. http://www.soccerforums.com/images/s.../ferocious.gif Quote: Originally posted by CM
Isn't dr. Suess dead? | Technically yes, since I’ve abandoned that persona and moved on to other evil deeds. http://216.40.201.38/ups/hect0r/menacegrin.gif
__________________ Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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06-11-2002, 05:49 AM
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| | | I think Kayless needs to get out more...
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06-11-2002, 05:53 AM
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| | That or kayless needs a girl! |
06-11-2002, 05:56 AM
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| | Such matters are for those not burdened by the tremendous sense of honor that binds me to better the world. It’s difficult at times, but how can a high-minded indivisual like myself do any less? http://216.40.201.38/ups/joltbolt/posticon1.gif
__________________ Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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06-11-2002, 05:57 AM
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