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04-25-2003, 12:32 PM
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| | | The 503rd Puffin Brigade
President George Bush has stated that not only is he certain that Syria harbors fugitives from the Iraqi senior leadership, but that they also have weapons of mass destruction. He went on to say that a war with Syria, while not yet a forgone conclusion, would be carried out differently than the one with Iraq. In a recent press conference, he stated, “I’ve been reluctant to use them for obvious reasons, but I’ll send in the 503rd if Syria does not cooperate quickly.” Bush is, of course, referring to the infamous Puffin Brigade. Full Story
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04-25-2003, 12:34 PM
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04-25-2003, 12:36 PM
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04-25-2003, 01:23 PM
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04-25-2003, 01:35 PM
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I'm pretty sure that is military issue lubricant. The man in the photo is General Gruntmoremann.
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04-25-2003, 01:44 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by Waverly
I'm pretty sure that is military issue lubricant. The man in the photo is General Gruntmoremann. | Understood. It must be top secret material. The military mind is a complex morass, isn't it? |
04-25-2003, 04:37 PM
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| | E gadd, the man is obsessed by my physique.
He's jealous. Luckily Enchantress can confirm my sexfulness, without puffins.  |
04-25-2003, 04:46 PM
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| | | ...And his left hand appears to be creeping down towards his groin!
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04-25-2003, 05:13 PM
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Syria is finished. Next week: Kansas. |
04-25-2003, 05:53 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Gruntboy
Syria is finished. Next week: Kansas. | You sure you want Kansas? It's a dry state. 3.2% beer only.
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04-25-2003, 06:15 PM
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04-25-2003, 11:47 PM
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| |  That means that General Fouldwimmerlaikken...
...is General Gruntmoremann's XO?
I thought that the Puffin belonged to the Foul One...
...then again, they could be sharing puffins anyway...
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04-26-2003, 06:13 AM
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| | Grunty is very sexful - this I can confirm but I didn't notice any birds in his boudoir other than myself. A few fluffy toy dogs but no birds. Several cups of tea, as well.
However, I can confirm that eventually Grunty himself did some puffin' as the evening wore on but that's another story entirely.
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04-26-2003, 10:55 AM
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Gee-willikers!!!
Precisiely Voo, what better reason to destroy the dictatorship of Kansas - liberate the people and hand out Guinness from the back of Humvees. |
04-26-2003, 11:24 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Enchantress
Grunty is very sexful - this I can confirm but I didn't notice any birds in his boudoir other than myself. A few fluffy toy dogs but no birds. Several cups of tea, as well.
However, I can confirm that eventually Grunty himself did some puffin' as the evening wore on but that's another story entirely. | At one time I figured no one could top Ubik ......I admit to being wrong.
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My ears burn! 
Voo, please, for the love of God - never utter those words in my presence again!! Consider substituting the phrase: "Vile swill of the peasants" instead - it expresses the concept quite nicely.
