Only I never thought I would say this, I bet you never thought you would hear anyone speaking such words but thank God for AOL!!!
My ADSL went live last Tuesday, I was the cat with the cream after four years on dial up - and stubbornly sticking with AOL. But!! I find I can get a digital connection for only £8 per month more than my current providers - so I convince my hubby I am worth a new toy, and invest in an Alcatel Speed Touch USB turtle looking thingy with a couple of green lights on the front. My line goes live!! I rub my hands in glee and prepare for some awesome speeding through the web!!

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The infamous British Telecom have incorrectly configured my line. I cannot connect whilst there is any other telecom appliance plugged in, I cannot make or receive a phone call if the modem is plugged in. I report the fault to my new ISP and they refer it to BT.
Now. Happily browsing (unplugged phone), and getting ready to take the mickey out of BS

I cannot post, in fact I cannot load pages at all!!

The little green light on my modem confirming ADSL connection is blinking sadly and refusing. I restart pc. No avail. It is ten to 8pm, and my ISP tech support (which closes at 8pm) is permanently engaged. I try BT - maybe they are correcting the original fault??

*excited jumps*. No. No-one as far as they know is working on my line - I am given another number (which turns out to be sales, who vehemently insist it is not a BT fault and refer me back to my ISP). So then I sit for half hour to BT ADSL tech support until the battery in my phone dies.
It is a line fault!!! how are my ISP responsible for a line fault when all lines are provided by BT??
So. Here I am. On dial up. Thankful I kept AOL for a buffering period
There rant over, thanks for listening.