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Old 12-27-2002, 06:02 PM
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For those of you wondering if you really have what it takes to be a parent in this modern world, go here

Watch out for those spiders...

PS Yes, it does end after a specific period of time, so keep at it until your score appears.
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Old 12-27-2002, 06:11 PM
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750 points... Average. I'm the everyday baby-catching parent in your neighbourhood.
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Old 12-27-2002, 06:50 PM
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LMAO... I got a grand score of 490 ! Good thing my area is not suffering a spider infestation... otherwise our son might be in trouble !
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Old 12-27-2002, 10:10 PM
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I'm the perfect parent! I'd be a good friend to Ward Cleaver (who ever the hell that is)!

Grand total of 1380, first try.
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Old 12-27-2002, 10:14 PM
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I'm the perfect parent! I'd be a good friend to Ward Cleaver (who ever the hell that is)!

Grand total of 1380, first try.
OMG! Does that mean you'll name your future sons..... Wally...and..ahem...Beaver?

For more information on Ward Cleaver...click here: http://www.leaveittobeaver.org/
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testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
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Old 12-27-2002, 10:18 PM
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Perfect Parent, score 1370.
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Old 12-27-2002, 10:19 PM
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OMG! Does that mean you'll name your future sons..... Wally...and..ahem...Beaver?

For more information on Ward Cleaver...click here: http://www.leaveittobeaver.org/
Dear god. I should just left all the babies fall then...and caught all the spiders. http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/cont.../FIREdevil.gif
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Old 12-27-2002, 11:06 PM
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Old 12-27-2002, 11:41 PM
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Your score: 500

You scored poorly

You and Homer Simpson would be good friends

YOU HAVE POOR PARENTING SKILLS
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Old 12-28-2002, 07:32 AM
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Old 12-28-2002, 08:56 AM
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After trying it while chatting to frogus and using a mouse that really didn't seem to react a lot, I got that:

210 points - that was horrible!!!
YOU MUST BE MICHEAL JACKSON

Alright, no kids for me
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Old 12-28-2002, 10:32 AM
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LOL @Duskyblue

I got a nice 600
Me and Archie would be good friends.
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Old 12-28-2002, 11:41 AM
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i got 940 my 1st try
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Old 12-28-2002, 02:22 PM
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I find it rather disturbing.... Of all the people who have tried this I have, thus far, received one of the lowest scores... and I suspect I am the only parent!
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testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
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Old 12-28-2002, 03:03 PM
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*pats dragon wench on the back* it'll be ok. we will still love you *passes wench a Duff*
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