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Originally Posted by dragon wench This is just getting scarier and scarier! 
*has mental visions of BS sorting SYM members into petri dishes after staring down at everyone through a microscope* |
Since DW has found out my activities, I have decided to release my findings publicly.
Common name: Yshania
SYMientific classification: Postem Sporadicus
Brief summary of Activities:
This reclusive creature was once quite possibly the single most chatted up female member of the board for a period of a few months. Most likely due to her leather fetish, or the loud claims she made publicly about not wearing a dress. Over time, developed a fascination with Ned's Staff of Ram that bordered on obsession. Member of the DF, a sub genre of SYMian that gathers together to spin wild tales. Female members of this clan have a strong addiction to whipped cream, lounging around in baths together, engaging in domineering behaviours towards the male members, and drinking discussing the finer points of parading around in machoistic clothing.
In her posting prime, was known to frequent taverns regularly, even running her own. Has fantasies of being a bar wench. Over time, her activities began to decline as months of being hit on and having her taverns renovated without her consent drove her to the brink of sanity. Developed a nervous twitch in her eye that causes incessant winking in the proximity of those who were the worst offenders. Rumors indicate behavioural therapy did not work, and her affliction is permenant. Unfortunatly, this causes her to encourage the offendning behaviour, thus creating a cycle of destruction.
As of late, seldom ventures from lurking to interact with the community. Legend has it, she spends most of her time perusing the threads, Seeking the Staff, avoiding situation in which her charms will bring her unwanted attentions, and actually forcing herself to wear clothes. This has caused mass hysteria among the male members of the forum.
Feeding habits:
Normally docile in nature, Yshania is not an active carnivore, preferring to feed upon the spam that grows so freely in the SYM ecosystem. Known to welcome new posters with open arms (and very likely regret it later), she has risen to the defense of several newbies that have since grown, if not matured, into regular contributors.Is possessed of a fierce streak of loyalty, however, and is known at times to strike out without remorse in defense of those she considers to be a part of her pack. Will willingly consume said offenders without thought, instantly reverting to her calm exterior after such danger has been eliminated.
Flame Warning Factor: 4, as this creature must be provoked into serious altercations. Is much more given to the friendly banter that occurs within her pack and those immediatly surrounding the pack area.
Flame technique: basic word twisting, innuendoe, and idle threats usually suffice to bring her fullfillment unless provoked. At such times, tosses aside all wordplay and goes directly for the jugular.
Natural predators: None. Her conflicts are usually directed towards the unallied anyway, as no active member of more than two weeks will provoke her. One of those sickeningly friendly types who gets along with everyone. Remarkably, doesn't come across as the goody goody persona most of those due. Complex behavioural patterns indeed.
Most Apt Description: Delightful leather poetess - perfect drinking 'mate' in a school girl skirt.* Provided by Gwally*
Drink classification: Guinness. A creature of refined taste and class. At times.
BS factor: 8 Took BS under her wing at his appearance. Did not chop off my hands for groping. Showed strong emotional attachemnts in these actions. Will occasionally hug BS, showing public affection without care of public opinion or keeping up fronts unlike some other people I could name.
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