SYMientific Classifications

[Yshania]

ROFLMAO! *ahem*

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Originally Posted by Bloodstalker BS factor: 8 Took BS under her wing at his appearance. Did not chop off my hands for groping. Showed strong emotional attachemnts in these actions. Will occasionally hug BS, showing public affection without care of public opinion or keeping up fronts unlike some other people I could name.

You were doing so well until this point!

I should've chopped off those hands in hindsight, it might have kept you under control. No worries, I will return the compliment.

[Yshania]

Common name: Bloodstalker/BS/Victim/Snookums
SYMientific classification: Deadus Meatus Domesticus
Brief observations:

History: The Bloodstalker, once a rogue male, had spent many months circling the SYMian pack, looking for the opportunity to seek acceptance from this seemingly cliquey family. The family was small back then, and the potential to inbreed was high. This excited the Bloodstalker, but hormones over intellect failed to determine the source of this excitement; It thought it felt protective over the few females present, and this coupled with its period of loneliness in the desert - seeking the comfort of a pack - drove it forward at a subliminal level.

A quiet lull in activity saw the Bloodstalker take its chance. Subtley it sidled up to the group, before jumping out from behind a bush wearing nothing more than a big grin, and it began a performance that would soon become synonymous with this hybrid. Almost immediately he found himself in conflict. A resident male, already low on female attention, leapt for the jugular of this errant outsider. A second male, younger, growled that the family had enough clowns, before rolling over to expose his belly to the revered Vehemence. Then a bored female snarled (not before yawning, though). The bored female saw potential in the new rogue, and the access to fresh meat was never to be decided solely by a group of lonely, threatened males with a false sense of station, and ego levels higher than their self assumed IQ levels. The Bloodstalker learned quickly how to meld into society, soon receiving equal interest from the males of the group – especially those still seeking the favour of the females and yearning guidance.

Habits: Over time, this rogue male gathered information on the resident group by frequenting water holes and observing the actions, and interactions of the existing residents, whilst maintaining an air of drunken indifference and self gratification. Its determination to gather more information on the family members eventually drew attention from the elders of the Family and accusations of alliance with another known rogue that went by the name of Weasel.

In a twisted moment of clarity, the Bloodstalker went underground, preferring to maintain an image of indifferent lurker and occasional communicator, whilst burrowing long tunnels through the earth beneath, on a mission to inadvertently betray the megalomaniac passions of The Weasel and satisfy its own growing urges to rifle through the bottom drawers of males and females alike. Its motive is yet to be determined, though lately it has tired of tunneling and taken to relaxing by the watering hole again. Those dark months beneath the turf caused problems with its eyesight, making it less tolerant of bright sunlight, it resorted to squinting and winking, oft times at inopportune moments. The affections of two family members, Fas and A-c, seemingly do enough to keep the short-sighted part-time predator at bay. For now. Certain family elders should be wary not to assume the threat has passed, it should be noted that the Bloodstalker infiltrated the sub-SYMian group of the Dark Flames in order to maintain the levels of attention, whilst still making self-claimed cameo apearances in the SYMian taverns. Whilst the Dark Flames are self-moderating, the community should be advised to watch this creatures movements, the appearance levels speak for themselves..

Feeding habits: Preferring to dine in company, the Bloodstalker is more often sighted munching on a piece of spare spam…occasionally, in moments of boredom or pity (self-pity or general sympathy for the idle masses), being seen to throw a lump of spam towards the centre of an uninspired group of basking family members. All said, it is loyal to any family member that manages to look in its direction without derision, though it does get excited should those glances promise a beating that it often naively misinterprets as affection. Is not commonly known to involve itself in scraps, though it may be observed whispering the occasional wise prose from the sidelines once in a while. Those rare moments of wisdom should be watched out for, the Bloodstalker rarely recalls them afterwards should you ask it to repeat. This speaks of a quiet passion, yet a modest sense of self-preservation.

Care: Once house trained, the family found this species hardy and easy to care for. Though by nature it is a shy creature, it responds readily to pack activities, caring to impress upon the group (especially the Alpha Female - T'lainya) by exacting a complex combination of platitudes, light heartedness, and ready submission. Despite its maturity and occasional threats of mischievous disruption, this creature is an eternal pup seeking a belly rub, ready to accept discipline where it is due, and even encouraging the Alpha Female to be heavy-handed in the taming process. Licked wounds heal quickly due to the saliva and skin exuding a readily available local anaesthetic and anti-bacterial substance known as Turkey. This substance could kill less robust species in smaller quantities, but following years of self sufficiency in the wild, the Bloodstalker has developed a natural immunity to the toxicity of this product, its metabolism having evolved to process the damaging content efficiently, whilst increasing the effectiveness of the narcotic and healing qualities.

Most Apt Description: Humourous, modest, forgiving, light-hearted, affectionate, faithful, consistant, submissive when it is due.

Drink classification: Turkey. A creature that recognises the healing qualities of said liquor, important for healing wounds. It is also learning the intoxicating nature of its breath in closed spaces.

Ysh factor: Top marks for resilience, determination, affection and consistency. Still does not underestimate the devious nature of this creature when left unattended to.

[Luis Antonio]

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Originally Posted by Yshania Habits: Over time, this rogue male gathered information on the resident group by frequenting water holes and observing the actions, and interactions of the existing residents, whilst maintaining an air of drunken indifference and self gratification. Its determination to gather more information on the family members eventually drew attention from the elders of the Family and accusations of alliance with another known rogue that went by the name of Weasel.

Hahahahahahaha.... ROLFMAO... Totally insane Ysh got a talent with words, BS, so

Ysh 1 x BS 1/2

[Bloodstalker]

Hey, I am NOT a pup

LMAO that was great. I knew this would come back to bite me, but this soon? Must be a new record

[Scayde]

OMGSMSLSH....You guys are awesome...Ysh..You have NAIL'd BS !!!

Brilliant you two !!!

BRAVO !!!

[Yshania]

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Originally Posted by Bloodstalker Hey, I am NOT a pup LMAO that was great. I knew this would come back to bite me, but this soon? Must be a new record

*grins*

You should never tempt Ysh, you never know when she might find time on her hands to resume training.

Luis and Scayde, welcome to the fun, please feel free to contribute

<edit> Having said that, I intended to invite any contributions towards BS' resumed training. I did not intend to hijack his thread.

[Scayde]

LOL..sorry Sis..my pen and whip are retired..I'll just read along ;-)

[T'lainya]

ROFL Ysh, you skewered him sis and he loves every minute