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04-23-2003, 09:18 AM
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| | | SYMian Psychiatric Institute
It has become clear to me that certain SYMians are completely insane and need *treatment*.
Case #1: Gruntboy
Diagnosis: Frotteurism
Repeatedly for at least 6 months, the patient has intense sexual desires, fantasies or behaviors that involve touching and rubbing against a person who doesn't consent to this behavior.
This causes clinically important distress or impairs work, social or personal functioning, or the patient has acted on these desires.
Treatment:
1. Places Grunty in ice bath http://www.hubin.org/images/history_...bath_large.jpg
2. Inserts toothpicks in eyelids to keep eyes open 24 hours a day.
3. Projects picture of Weasel in bra on the ceiling above Grunty.
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04-23-2003, 09:41 AM
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| | | Re: SYMian Psychiatric Institute
Quote: Originally posted by VoodooDali
2. Inserts toothpicks in eyelids to keep eyes open 24 hours a day.
3. Projects picture of Weasel in bra on the ceiling above Grunty. | Dear Dr. VoodooDali,
Perusing over your treatment regimen for Gruntboy, I am reminded of a cinematic experience that is not easily forgotten. I refer, of course, to the Stanley Kubrick film "A Clockwork Orange." It is somewhat disturbing that you have adopted the methods of "The Cure" into your practice.
Forgive me, for that is an understatement. I am absolutely terrified for the man. Bombardment of your patient 24 hours a day with images of Weasel in a bra can make the most stoic amongst us cry for mommy.  |
04-23-2003, 09:45 AM
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| | Its cruelty to animals I tells ya! The vivisectionists will save me and destroy the VD clinic...  |
04-23-2003, 09:48 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Gruntboy
Its cruelty to animals I tells ya! The vivisectionists will save me and destroy the VD clinic...
| LMAO! I suppose she also offers penicillin shots in addition to her "psychiatric" treatments.  |
04-23-2003, 10:01 AM
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| | | Doh! I didn't see this thread when I posted the rather similar Gruntamentory.
Thankfully, think he needs the additional help.
Viv-a-suction? Where do I sign up? Does it conflict with shuffleboard at 3:00?
I am so going to hell for that comment
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04-23-2003, 10:22 AM
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| | | Is Gruntboy the one on the right?
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04-23-2003, 10:46 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Yshania
Is Gruntboy the one on the right? | LMAO! What worries me is that his expression looks to be one of unadulterated bliss!
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04-23-2003, 10:52 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by dragon wench
LMAO! What worries me is that his expression looks to be one of unadulterated bliss! | ROFL
Obviously the Weasel in Bra picture is having an unintended outcome!
Perhaps Doc Waverly has some suggestions?
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04-23-2003, 10:55 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by VoodooDali
ROFL
Obviously the Weasel in Bra picture is having an unintended outcome! | Well he did appear to be disturbingly excited at the thought of spanking Weasel yesterday...
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04-23-2003, 11:25 AM
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| | | *hands over paperwork to have Weasel committed*
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04-23-2003, 11:32 AM
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| | @BS,
would that be in order to make Weasel more accessible to Grunt, or would it be to incarcerate Weasel in an institution where he is less of a danger to others...? 
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04-23-2003, 11:36 AM
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| | The latter, I am all about community welfare (the former is just the icing on the cake)
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04-23-2003, 12:44 PM
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04-23-2003, 12:49 PM
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| | ROFLMAO!
I wonder if he should be provided a flock of goats while in the institution in order to spare the other inmates of his more disturbing depravities?
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04-23-2003, 01:28 PM
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| | | sounds reasonable DW; as no asylum is ever without a healthy supply of livestock.
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