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02-22-2003, 01:21 PM
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While I was away from SYM, it appears our Male SYMians have been experiencing a *Hugging* Epidemic. I first took note of this last night, when The Z went around hugging Fas and RandomThug. Male SYMers seem to seeking *hugs* on a daily basis.
The question is: Who is responsible for the *Hugging* Epidemic?
Please review the evidence below. So far it seems to point to the following:
Fas
Bloodstalker
Scayde
Weasel (aka Waverly)
Gruntboy
Mr. Sleep
What are your theories? If you find any more "evidence", feel free to post it here.
The evidence:
Thread: Poll : Your Favorite Bishojo
01-08-2002 04:56 AM
Gruntboy: I feel old and out of touch. I'm only 25. I need a hug
Mr Sleep: *hug*
Gruntboy: Thanks Mr S, I know I can always count on you.
Mr. Sleep: Do i get a return hug?
Gruntboy: *huuuuugs back*
Perhaps the Typhoid Mary/Scayde of the *Hugging* Epidemic?
Thread: The Flop House
09-19-2002 11:46 PM
The Z: Oh, man she hugged Thug???? ......How'd he react? True....I'm not the huggable one around here and she still did it to me
Tybaltus: @Z Like I said. Scayde hugs EVERYONE. I bet shed hug someone whose never posted. (If youre reading this, Scayde-Im only joking..... )
Thread: Death to this thread!
05-24-2002 08:18 AM
Ode to a Grasshopper: No, but unlike Fas I find a *hug* is always welcome.
Georgi: @Ode funny, this place seems like a haven of male bonding (I said bonding!),
Thread: My computer has been contaminated!
02-08-2003 08:29 AM
Taco Magus: i want a hug :
Thread: Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved
07-10-2002 08:27 AM
Eerhardt: Catch ya later, dude (hey, I did say I was sorry and I did hug you, didn't I? Ok, I sympathize - yeez )** finishes his FHS ** Pass me that spliff, will you, Beldin?
Thread: Christmas is...
12-18-2002 07:46 PM
Kayless: I've just seen the Two Towers and I'm so happy I'm going to hug everyone here!
Tybaltus: AIGH! Hes hugging everyone in every thread! Is there no escape?
Thread: Warning to all men
10-22-2001 06:17 AM
Weasel: Hi, my name is Weasel. I have been involved in the crimes you talked about...this is why I gave up drinking. Too many times this cruel treatment was pulled on me. Group hug?
Thread: If Men Ruled the World
08-15-2002 03:41 PM
T'Lainya (@CM): Aww I think you just need a good group DF hug
Weasel: *Turns head not to witness the horror*
CM: *Runs and hides behind weasel*
Save me god damn it you are the high COMM after all. T and Viv one more and i am done for. Weasel Do something damn it
T'Lainya: @ Weasel..it won't work @ Viv Look he wants another group hug
Bloodstalker: Fas, I am not gonna hug you, but I will offer my services as Hug Interceptor
CM: Sure go ahead, just take all the ones Weasel does during our COMM ceremony
Bloodstalker: So, when given an alternative to recieving hugs from the females, you decline? That is most interesting.
CM: Now now...i only added weasels hugs. IF you like hugs so much, that shouldnt be a problem now should it?
Bloodstalker: Sorry, CM, but I tried to intercept a hug from Weasel, and he hands me a sheepskin coat to wear and demanded a kiss, I draw the line at that. *sneak Hug* @ Weasel
Weasel: *Hears words...but is too busy trying on bra to hear clearly.*
T'Lainya: @ BS Just can't keep your hands off Weasel can you?
Thread: What's With The Purple Pills?
03-05-2002 08:32 PM
leedogg: HEY!!! why come I'm not getting any HUGS!!!(everyone BUT weasel)
Thread: The drunken exploits of Gruntboy
01-25-2002 11:28 AM
KidD01: Weasel does not deserve any hugs since he betray SPAM community. Can I have a hug too?
Thread: The Silver Monkey Inn (and I thought Minerva was immune!)
06-16-2001 01:02 PM
Weasel: I will always help you Minerva HUG
Minerva: @Weasel: Hello. I know you are always willing to help.
Georgi: @Minerva Careful, you just let Weasel hug you!!!
Minerva: I know... But he is Weasel, you know... Ummm... Let me think... Minerva's Hug Warning: Don't hug me, or you'll get black eyes and severe headache. This warning won't apply to following people: DP: He is the original hugger. Therefore, as long as he keeps it within certain limit, I don't complain. Weasel: Because he is Weasel.
Thread: The New Fight Thread
11-01-2002 03:14 PM
frogus: I think that the only choice is to have Viv and Scayde take it in turns to *hug* all of us. By our reactions, it will then be clear who has the best appreciation and knowledge of a good *hug*. Viv and Scayde will then mud-wrestle for the title of Best *Hug*ger while the winner of the judging *hug* competition judges. Agreed?
CM: Frogus i wish to be the tie breaker. In such a case that there is a tie, i wish to be hugged. Otherwise no hug for me
McBane: Careful Frogus, I think Fas wants to get a hug from you.
Thread: THE ROLLING THUNDER" - Roadside Café and Motel
12-29-2002 01:29 AM
Bloodstalker: That's the last time I ever hug you Fas
Vicsun: BS hugging fas! Disturbing!
Tybaltus: I have no pity for you, Vic....I was the third person in the room who had to watch such actions between BS and Fas.
Bloodstalker: This ain't no damn peep show
Robnark: it isn't? bugger! a mysterious hooded figure charged me a fiver to get in here
Bloodstalker: Well, that was simply a "donation"...towards...My booze fund
Robnark: a worthy cause indeed. who knows what could happen if you were to become sober...
Bloodstalker: I don't even want to think about it. I may be an intellectual or something
McBane: **Pulls hood off** Here now, no reason to be upset. What's a fiver between friends??
Scayde: You just have to tip McB to get in to the little room in the back
Bloodstalker: McBane is the doorman? How did I miss this?
McBane: **looks through curtain** I think Fas and BS are still hugging, but I can't see too well. Let's ask BS if he is still in the mood...
Bloodstalker: Somehow, I think everyone missed the point of that hug. It was purely platonic and done only to anger Fas
McBane: I think you are mistaken. We all understand the point, and are deliberately ignoring it for as long as possible. Are you saying his hug wasn't very good??
Bloodstalker: I am afraid I am not much f a judge on the subjetct. I can only say, I did not enjoy it. I think that hurt his feelings.
McBane: Perhaps you were too rough??
Thread: The SYM Chalkboard gag
01-24-2003 05:35 PM
Bloodstalker: I will never hug Fas again...the nonstop flood of nude pictures I recieved from him in the shower has traumatized me greatly
Thread: "THE ROLLING THUNDER" - Roadside Café and Motel
11-15-2002 01:46 PM
CM: Then BS's gropes and hugs me in Tyb's tavern and i get accused of doing that here...or might do the same.
Bloodstalker: No, it was a hug. It's interesting to see what yoyu made of it though. Tell me fas, do you have this fantasy about all drinken hermits?
CM: So you are saying you only hug and dont grope? You hugged me that is all i need as proof.
Tybaltus: You just cant get your mind of BS' hug, eh? Its like an obsession!
Thread: Errr...hello
10-16-2002 12:30 PM
McBane: Can I get a hug today?
Thread: Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality (Even Buzzy is not immune!)
01-24-2002 02:50 PM
Aegis: *Wakes Buzzy up, avoiding the swatting paw, and leads him to CM, and scoops him into a big bear hug. Unfortunatly, for CM, Buzzy's hangover is worse then expected, and the bear vomits, then falls alseep, pinning CM under the weight...*
SYMians who appear to have *hug* immunity (or at least, no evidence found so far):
Tybaltus
Fable
Robnark
Aegis
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02-22-2003, 01:27 PM
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I get hugged. Why dont ask me? Ask those who hug me.
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02-22-2003, 01:27 PM
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*Puts on bio suit*
HUGS@Everyone
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02-22-2003, 01:30 PM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by The Z
*Puts on bio suit*
HUGS@Everyone | I entered later than you... That must mean I didn't get hugged.
Hah! 
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02-22-2003, 01:33 PM
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HUG@Bloodmist  Thank the lord for this bio suit
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02-22-2003, 01:34 PM
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Fair warning, all. I just had to deal with a long stream of complaints from members whose posts and threads dropped back to the second page (and beyond) because of this epdiemic of bumps over the last 24 hours in the forms of hugs and smileys. I removed each contentless (NOT spam) post, by hand, in most of these threads. If this thread degenerates into either, I'll close it, stake it through its heart, bury it, salt the earth it's under, and route a throughway over the remains.
I hope I'm not being overly subtle? Gooooood. Thank you. 
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02-22-2003, 01:35 PM
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02-22-2003, 01:38 PM
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In that case....
*Gives Bloodmist a super wedgie*
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02-22-2003, 01:40 PM
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Holy Moly! That must have taken a good couple hours to build. Very good, Voodoo. And a couple of those conversations Ive been looking for a long time. Quote: Originally posted by VoodooDali
SYMians who appear to have *hug* immunity (or at least, no evidence found so far):
Tybaltus
Fable
Robnark
Aegis | w00t! Makes me feel all special.
Dont forget Rob-hin. Hes been part of SYM for more then a year...and GB even longer, and hes NEVER been hugged! 
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02-22-2003, 01:42 PM
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02-22-2003, 01:42 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Bloodmist
Bah... I'm immune. My hugginess is limited to an absolute minimum. | Evidence:
Thread: The SYM Chalkboard gag - related SPAM, pls
02-02-2003 05:06 PM
"So Fas, would it be better if *I* hugged you?" - Bloodmist
@Tyb - why thank you - yeah, it took a while... Re: Robhin - you're right, I can find no evidence.
*HUG* @ Rob-hin
@Fable - these men (including you) can hug each other all they like in this thread!
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02-22-2003, 01:42 PM
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| | @Voo: hugging immunity? me? indeed no. I've hugged Fas, but then that doesn't really count I suppose. edit: I also mentioned wanting to hug gollum once 
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02-22-2003, 01:45 PM
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Please find a cure for me. I can't do anything without putting 'HUG@Ty' into any sentence  Once again, thank the lord for bio suits
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02-22-2003, 01:47 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by The Z
Please find a cure for me. I can't do anything without putting 'HUG@Ty' into any sentence
Once again, thank the lord for bio suits | I believe I came across an earlier *Hugging* disease that Darkpoet started - any old SYMers know the cure for The Z?
@Robnark - I couldn't find anything in the searches....Thanks for turning yourself in.
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02-22-2003, 01:48 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by VoodooDali
@Tyb - why thank you - yeah, it took a while... Re: Robhin - if the evidence is there, I'll find it.
@Fable - these men (including you) can hug each other all they like in this thread! | LOL Happy searching then.
I think Ill pass.
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