Stupid Questions

[EMINEM]

Teachers say that the only stupid question is the one never asked... baloney! I have a plethora of them which, if you have the time or inclination, you can attempt to answer. Feel free to post some of your own.

Question #1. If the driver of a car travelling at lightspeed turns on the head- lights, will he be able to see the road?

Question #2. If you deliver a knockout punch to sleeping person, will he wake up or slip directly into unconsciousness?

Question #3. If men have mens prisons, and women have womens prisons, where do hermaphrodites go?

Question #4. If "pro" in the opposite of "con," what is the opposite of "Progress"?

Question #5. If you give a healthy person CPR, will he become healthier?

[Xandax]

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Question #1. If the driver of a car travelling at lightspeed turns on the head- lights, will he be able to see the road?

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Not a stupid question, infact it is a very good question in science.
Is lighspeed the higesth speed possible, or is there something faster.
And what happens to something reaching the speed of light. (Yes I'm aware of the theroy of relativity and all that - but it is a theory, and yes - I'm awere of the clock-experitments etc. but that was not lightspeed )

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Question #2. If you deliver a knockout punch to sleeping person, will he wake up or slip directly into unconsciousness?

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Directly into unconsciousness.

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Question #3. If men have mens prisons, and women have womens prisons, where do hermaphrodites go?

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I don't know.

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Question #4. If "pro" in the opposite of "con," what is the opposite of "Progress"?

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That depends on the contex you use it, ei. if you are progressing towards a point, you can retreat away from the point.

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Question #5. If you give a healthy person CPR, will he become healthier?</STRONG>

Nope.


See no stupid question.

[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]

[Mr Sleep]

If a tree falls onto my house will anyone hear it?

[rapier]

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>If a tree falls onto my house will anyone hear it? </STRONG>

If a tree falls on your house, will anyone...[insert what I thínk here...]

[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: rapier ]

[Georgi]

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>If a tree falls onto my house will anyone hear it? </STRONG>

They would probably hear your screams for miles around

[Mr Sleep]

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>They would probably hear your screams for miles around </STRONG>

LMAO, you seem to think that there is anyone for a mile around, i live in the country !

[Georgi]

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG> LMAO, you seem to think that there is anyone for a mile around, i live in the country ! </STRONG>

No, I'm just not underestimating the power of your scream

Besides, I said miles

[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Georgi ]

[Mr Sleep]

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>No, I'm just not underestimating the power of your scream

Besides, I said miles

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Well my screams are mostly more like ughs

BTW i am off for a bit (ergo tomorrow), see you all later

[Georgi]

Bye Sleepy

[Panther Blkct]

Originally posted by EMINEM:
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Question #1. If the driver of a car travelling at lightspeed turns on the head- lights, will he be able to see the road?</STRONG>

Nope, but he will be able to see the ditch he crashes into.

[ThorinOakensfield]

Question #2. If you deliver a knockout punch to sleeping person, will he wake up or slip directly into unconsciousness?

Lets try it out.
Come over here Aegis. No first put down the fish and come here. Thats it, good boy. Pkay no i'm going to knock you out with this overgrown hamster. Okaay =, he's out.
Now for the knockout punch. Who wants the honor?

[Georgi]

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
<STRONG>Lets try it out.
Come over here Aegis. No first put down the fish and come here. Thats it, good boy. Pkay no i'm going to knock you out with this overgrown hamster. Okaay =, he's out.
Now for the knockout punch. Who wants the honor?</STRONG>

But now he's already knocked out, not sleeping...

[ThorinOakensfield]

No arguing.
No spamming
Not talking.

I would love to sleep with you

I'm sure you would.


I'll stop for now...

[Georgi]

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
<STRONG>I'll stop for now... </STRONG>

Hmmm, maybe you're not as stupid as you look

[Sailor Saturn]

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Hmmm, maybe you're not as stupid as you look </STRONG>

Nah, he's just not ready for a permanent sex change. http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/ot...ls/mpangel.gif