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03-12-2008, 08:56 AM
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| | | Starwars Jokes
The idea is to come up with the best Starwars jokes.
Im a brown haired Wookie wearing leopard boots. What am I?
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03-12-2008, 04:47 PM
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| | | Since this thread isn't really about the game KotOR I moved it here.
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03-12-2008, 04:50 PM
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| | | Is this for Star Wars jokes, as in jokes about people who think incessantly about Star Wars? Because I've seen some of those people, and I don't think it's fair to laugh at them. It's best to treat them kindly, usually with some forum of laudanum, so that with luck, time and care they can make it through withdrawal.
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03-12-2008, 04:54 PM
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| | | Q: How many KOTOR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200 to post repetitive threads with massive fonts and ye-olde's-instant-eye-rotting colors on GameBanshee and 1 to actually change the lightbulb through use of the Force. In vain I might add...
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03-12-2008, 05:08 PM
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| | | luke wakes up one morning to see snow had covered the lawn overnight. upon further investigation he found the words "luke sucks" written in urine across his lawn. infuriated, he immediately called the local police.
when the inspector arrived he took a sample of the urine and some photos of the crime scene. luke was told the mystery would be solved in just a few days.
when the inspector called, luke was told that there was some bad news, and some really terrible news.
apparently the urine was han's. but the terrible part, the handwriting was leia's. |
03-13-2008, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by AvatarOfLight  ...ye-olde's-instant-eye-rotting colors... | Mah posts in teal and I like him... 
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03-13-2008, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Vicsun Mah posts in teal and I like him... | I would like Mah even if he posted in rum baba. But I don't think I'd like Star Wars any better if I was drunk than if I was sober.
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03-13-2008, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by fable But I don't think I'd like Star Wars any better if I was drunk than if I was sober. | Who could tell anymore?
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03-13-2008, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Obsidian Who could tell anymore? | You mean, whether I'm drunk or sober, after having spent 7 years here, or whether Star Wars is worth doing more than laughing at?
Or both?
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03-14-2008, 11:19 AM
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| | | Heres anothers joke. Its not that funny like the first
What do you call a Hawk on weels?
The Ebon Hawk... |
03-14-2008, 11:23 AM
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| | | What do you call Darth Revan at night time?
Darth Black |
03-14-2008, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by fable You mean, whether I'm drunk or sober, after having spent 7 years here, or whether Star Wars is worth doing more than laughing at?
Or both? | I know. I love starwars, but I like kotor series better |
03-14-2008, 12:13 PM
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-For the rest, I found myself laughing hysterically at just how silly the dialog, characters, and plotting was in the first Star Wars film, which I finally switched off after 45 minutes. Caught 15 minutes of Star Wars II: same reaction. Found the games bland and linear, though KotoR2 was better written than its predecessor, by far. (It was also clearly not finished. Prolonged applause for the non-professional team that has set out to finish what LucasArts wouldn't pay for.)
More jokes? Let's see:
How many Star Wars films does it take to fix a light bulb in a theater? Answer: All of them. You have to stack a lot of cans of celluloid before a janitor can get high enough to swear at the bulb.
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03-14-2008, 07:55 PM
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| | But...but...but...what about the great Anakin/Padme romance dialogue? 
My thought was that they should have just ripped off Romeo and Juliet, it would have been equally original and been far smoother than the crap they ended up with.
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03-15-2008, 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by AvatarOfLight Q: How many KOTOR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200 to post repetitive threads with massive fonts and ye-olde's-instant-eye-rotting colors on GameBanshee and 1 to actually change the lightbulb through use of the Force. In vain I might add... | I have no idea what you're referring to. | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | | 
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