Starwars Jokes

[AvatarOfLight]

Originally Posted by Revans mask

What do you call Darth Revan at night time?



Darth Black

You should do stand up comedy, really.

[Obsidian]

@Fable

I was referring to you sobriety, but Star Wars fandom is a bit intense.
Lil bit scary.

Not as bad as Live Action Roleplaying though.


YouTube - Lightning Bolt
LIGHTNING BOLT

I wonder if there is Star Wars Larping...

Apparently, Yes.
YouTube - Star Wars: DH LARP Beta - Kaylar Vs Kad

Though not as cool.

[Locke Da'averan]

not a joke but one of the things that would've made first starwars movie so much better would've been if Jar Jar's tongue wasn't pulled out of the jet engine before it was turned on. so much better

(and yes WoW is down[for those who remember me])

[Smiley:)]

Darth Vader's Top Ten Pet Peeves

10. Having to live a good part of my live with the name 'Anakin.'

9. Obi-Wan Kenobi keeps appearing in the middle of the night saying 'I told you so!'

8. Boba Fett gets all the chicks.

7. All I did was torture hundreds of innocent people, wipe out an entire generation of Jedi Knights, assist in destroying the rightful government in exchange for a malevolent dictatorship, destroy a planet, torture my daughter that I didn't even know existed, chop off my son's hand and I'm the bad guy.

6. The way G.M. tries to skirt around installing new safety features (Whoops! Sorry, that's a Ralph Nader pet peeve).

5. That darn Energizer bunny.

4. Whenever I eat at a KFC, everyone jokes that I'll only eat dark meat.

3. Wiseguys who come up to me saying 'This is CNN.'

2. When appearing together at military functions, The Emperor always insists on wearing his 'I'm with stupid' T-shirt.

1. I'm seen as a dark lord representative of all that's evil, but Newt Gingrich is a national celebrity.

I found this HERE!