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05-25-2006, 04:25 PM
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05-25-2006, 04:33 PM
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Hmm...I already sold my sould before though...can I give you a slip of paper saying 'IOU a soul'?  | | |
05-25-2006, 04:35 PM
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Yes.
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05-25-2006, 04:37 PM
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Uhm . . . Its Anonymous . . .  | | |
05-25-2006, 04:38 PM
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Nice.
So, what do I have to do now?
@Chu, maybe it's a variation...  | | |
05-25-2006, 04:39 PM
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Hello, My name is Chu, and I am a compulsive semileaver.
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05-25-2006, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ch85us2001 Hello, My name is Chu, and I am a compulsive semileaver. | 
I mean...that is tragic, we will do all we can to help you.
There's just one thing first...
*Passes soul jar*
We'll start treatment once you fill this.  | | |
05-25-2006, 04:41 PM
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Hi, my name is Phreddie, and I am lacking underpants, a soul, and a plan for the progression to Phase 3.
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05-25-2006, 04:42 PM
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*urinates in Soul Jar*
Do you want it filled to the top? | | |
05-25-2006, 04:43 PM
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@Nano, you're not supposed to laugh at the patients! 
Hi all...I'm Ravager, compulsive uber-poster.
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05-25-2006, 04:44 PM
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Ha, this looks so weird. Rav's the only poster in this thread that I can read his posts.
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05-25-2006, 04:44 PM
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Hi, he's ravager, and he's about to pass one of the earliest members in post count. | | |
05-25-2006, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Phreddie Hi, my name is Phreddie, and I am lacking underpants, a soul, and a plan for the progression to Phase 3. | Very well, please fill out this form.
*Hands a form*
And Chu...  | | |
05-25-2006, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Magrus Ha, this looks so weird. Rav's the only poster in this thread that I can read his posts. | If you can't see me then . . .
*urinates in Mag's vodka*
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05-25-2006, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Magrus Ha, this looks so weird. Rav's the only poster in this thread that I can read his posts. | Haha. Nice.
And you're even ignoring Chu?  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | | 
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