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[dragon wench]

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Originally Posted by Bloodstalker Watch the tacky comments. Some of us have owned vans in the past.

Well... I hope you at least painted it in psychedelic colours and called it the Mystery Machine
Of course... I'm not sure if that would have helped save you from marauding dragons or if it would have made you seem extra shiny..
Especially if said dragon were called "Big Rosy"....

[Bloodstalker]

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Originally Posted by dragon wench Nah... the pile of rusted out cars would only be if the dragon were a hillbilly from somewhere like Kentucky....

You leave those piles of rusted out cars out of this. Something has to distract the tourists attention away from the mass of dogs hanging out on our front porches.

And yet again, Appalachia is insulted by vile northern folk.

[fable]

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Originally Posted by Bloodstalker And yet again, Appalachia is insulted by vile northern folk.

...who flock from their beaches to the mountains, leaving their convertibles behind. Depriving mountain men and women of the pleasures of car-based sex, and the addition of chiropractors to their village economies!

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Oh, I meant "fable started spam in this thread", of course.

I do my humble best for the cause.

[C Elegans]

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Originally Posted by endboss I have created a monster.

Sex in a car is monstrous. Why constrict yourself to a car when you can go outside? Or, if it's too cold outside, use an indoor location that allows for moving around more freely?

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Originally Posted by Ode People please, we're missing the hypothetical Loki addition of 'watching'. To be fully inclusive we should be debating sex in a convertible on the beach at night while being watched. I was looking up the specific term - I know there is one beyond vanilla voyeurism - but Google returned a lot of links on dragons having sex with cars (safe link but be careful how far into the secondary links you go) so now I'm just confused - help me DW or CE!

Are you referring to "dogging"?

Dragons having sex with cars...well, to each their own. Most people would probably be shocked if I went into detail about the enormous amount of really, really strange paraphilias that people can have.

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

That's the one - thanks Doc, last time I came across the term was while researching a university essay for a Culture and Sexuality unit a few years back and most memories from those days are (fortunately) hazy at the best of times.
As with dragons having sex with cars (I'm still really puzzled by this one), dogging falls in the 'Not my thing personally but whatever floats your boat' category for me.