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11-05-2009, 06:16 PM
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People please, we're missing the hypothetical Loki addition of 'watching'. To be fully inclusive we should be debating sex in a convertible on the beach at night while being watched.
I was looking up the specific term - I know there is one beyond vanilla voyeurism - but Google returned a lot of links on dragons having sex with cars (safe link but be careful how far into the secondary links you go) so now I'm just confused - help me DW or CE!
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11-05-2009, 06:32 PM
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I was considering reporting everyone in this thread as superfluous spammers, since the title clearly says "No spam," but then I realized that "Spam on topic" + "No spam" is a double negative, which essentially cancel's each other out (in English, at least). Therefore, the thread is, in reality, begging for, nay, demanding spam! In point of fact, the OP has actually achieved the quintessential spam thread, surpassing all tavern threads and even the forgotten Goody thread in its spam-ability! 
Well done Endboss!  
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11-05-2009, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Ode to a Grasshopper  | lmao! Well from your link.. I also found the Ten Worst Cars to have Sex in
Touching upon your voyeurism query.. there are also entries there on limos and topdowns
Eh... but the thing about dragons having sex with cars... is.. odd... I'm at a loss to help you out there 
Gwally, reading that just made my head hurt...
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11-06-2009, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Ode to a Grasshopper | *Facepalm*
@Gwally;
I think that analogue of your is deserving of some kinda award.
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11-06-2009, 04:55 AM
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So, are we steering towards having sex with a car parked on the beach and being watched by a dragon, or having sex on a dragon while being watched by a beach patrol equipped with cars? Quote: |
Apart from teens who lack choices, I don't see any attraction to sex in a car, convertible or otherwise.. unless you're talking a van or something (which is just tacky) it's cramped and uncomfortable.
| Some time ago, at a gym, i found one of those magazines intended for men, every issue of which is full of hilariously stupid 'articles' on sex and muscle building. So i was prepared, but not enough, for a text on having sex in different 'unusual' places. The author was strongly against doing it in a car, because, and i quote, "the transmission lever is an annoying rival" 
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11-06-2009, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by QuenGalad So, are we steering towards having sex with a car | Nice pun! 
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11-06-2009, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Gwalchmai I was considering reporting everyone in this thread as superfluous spammers, since the title clearly says "No spam," but then I realized that "Spam on topic" + "No spam" is a double negative, which essentially cancel's each other out (in English, at least). Therefore, the thread is, in reality, begging for, nay, demanding spam! In point of fact, the OP has actually achieved the quintessential spam thread, surpassing all tavern threads and even the forgotten Goody thread in its spam-ability!
Well done Endboss! | I just assumed it is okay to spam this thread up because fable started it. That'll be my excuse, anyway.
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11-06-2009, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Minerva I just assumed it is okay to spam this thread up because fable started it. That'll be my excuse, anyway. | Oh, I didn't start it. Endboss did. I only spammed it.
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11-06-2009, 02:07 PM
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I have created a monster.
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11-06-2009, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by endboss I have created a monster. | No, no, the creatures were already here, you just gave us an excuse to come out and play......
let's see I need to catch up....
cars....I'm too old for that...and not as fexible as I once was
beach...too much sand...never did care for the beach...
hmmm....dragons........will have to get back to you on that one...
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11-06-2009, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueSky No, no, the creatures were already here, you just gave us an excuse to come out and play......
let's see I need to catch up....
cars....I'm too old for that...and not as fexible as I once was
beach...too much sand...never did care for the beach...
hmmm....dragons........will have to get back to you on that one... | Indeed...
@Endboss, have you ever seen yourself as a catalyst of corruption?
As far as sand goes, BlueSky... that's what blankets and the like were invented for
I was just thinking about dragons and their profound attraction to shiny objects.... wonder if that means that new, freshly washed and...er...waxed... cars are more likely to become dragon fodder...
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11-06-2009, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by fable Oh, I didn't start it. Endboss did. I only spammed it. | Oh, I meant "fable started spam in this thread", of course.
@endboss
No, you didn't creat a monster. You merely summoned monsters in.
@DW
Well, my car's not waxed for a while, so it'll be alright, then.
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11-06-2009, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench Indeed...
@Endboss, have you ever seen yourself as a catalyst of corruption?
As far as sand goes, BlueSky... that's what blankets and the like were invented for | So, you say that the original and true purpose of blankets were to make sex on the beach possible without sand getting everywhere...?
Interesting... Quote: |
I was just thinking about dragons and their profound attraction to shiny objects.... wonder if that means that new, freshly washed and...er...waxed... cars are more likely to become dragon fodder... | Thanx. Now I have a image in my head of dragon sitting on top of pile of crushed, rusted cars instead of shiny gold coins and other treasure.
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11-06-2009, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by dragon wench Indeed...
As far as sand goes, BlueSky... that's what blankets and the like were invented for | Hmmmm...maybe those new snuggy thingies I saw on TV...
But how ...oh ....nevermind....
@ Kipi Had that same image in mind.....
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11-06-2009, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Kipi So, you say that the original and true purpose of blankets were to make sex on the beach possible without sand getting everywhere...?
Interesting...
Thanx. Now I have a image in my head of dragon sitting on top of pile of crushed, rusted cars instead of shiny gold coins and other treasure. | Of course... what else did you think encouraged their invention? Surely nothing so mundane as keeping warm, I hope...
Nah... the pile of rusted out cars would only be if the dragon were a hillbilly from somewhere like Kentucky....
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