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Old 09-12-2002, 02:12 PM
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One of the girls in my office is off on medical leave, so the rest of us have split up her duties and today was my day to sort through the departmental mail for her.

We get a bunch of mail each day, and because the people in our mail room are generally nice people but not rocket scientists, we get a fair amount of misdirected mail.

I picked up one letter and it was addressed to a "Betsy M. Bonken". There's no Betsy in our office, so I hollared out to no one in particular, "Who's Betsy Bonken?"

The room fell into a stunned silence. I thought that someone might know which department Betsy worked in, but it turns out that people were taking their pick of flippant replies.

Finally, someone shouted out, "I don't know, but I hope there's a video."

There's really not any point to this story other than to share a laugh with you guys at my expense.
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Old 09-12-2002, 02:21 PM
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ROFL!!

That would fit quite nicely as one of Bart's prank calls on The Simpsons!
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Old 09-12-2002, 02:21 PM
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LOL Thanks for the story. Self-embarrassments are the most entertaining and fun things to talk about when among friends. Especially if its a comical story.

Its like you were Moe the bartender from the Simpsons in this situation, eh?

EDIT-I guess Flibbo beat me to the comment.
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Old 09-12-2002, 02:25 PM
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The scary thing is that there really is a Betsy Bonken out there somewhere (or she's the victim of a horrible typo). Isn't that a name you'd want to marry out of?

I do know of a woman across campus whose name is Sharon Peters. The first time I met her, I had to get someone to confirm for me that was really her name.
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Old 09-12-2002, 02:28 PM
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I do know of a woman across campus whose name is Sharon Peters. The first time I met her, I had to get someone to confirm for me that was really her name.
My innocent mind cant pick up the joke.
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Old 09-12-2002, 02:33 PM
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My innocent mind cant pick up the joke.
And it's too early in the morning for me...
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Old 09-12-2002, 02:39 PM
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Man #1: Who's that?

Man #2: She's Sharon Peters.

Man #1: I tried that once, but my wife got pissed, left me and took the house plus half my stuff.
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Old 09-12-2002, 02:39 PM
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And it's too early in the morning for me...
Oh good. At least Im not the only one who didnt pick up the joke.

@HLD So are you saying Peters is some sort of drug?
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Old 09-12-2002, 02:44 PM
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@HLD So are you saying Peters is some sort of drug?
No, a "peter" is slang for male genitalia.
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Old 09-12-2002, 02:46 PM
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Oh.
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Old 09-12-2002, 02:52 PM
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Oh.
LOL He didn't claim it was a *good* joke, Tyb.
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Old 09-12-2002, 02:59 PM
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Oh, well; must have been one of those "had to be there" moments . . .
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Old 09-12-2002, 03:26 PM
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Oh.
A one word post...
Now I know how you got so many posts!
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A one word post...
Now I know how you got so many posts!
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Old 09-12-2002, 03:34 PM
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So...
you desided to keep your new found evil spam powers?
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