| | Somebody's getting married . . . (Vivien's bachelorette party thread)
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06-24-2003, 08:46 AM
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If my memory serves me correctly, one of the regular SYMmers (who hasn't been around much lately, but we still love her) is getting hitched this weekend. With that in mind, I am hereby declaring Vivien's Bachelorette Party Thread open for business.
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We'll start with a musical number, courtesy of the Muppets (with apologies to Jim Henson):
Somebody's getting married!
Somebody's getting married!
Somebody's getting somebody's getting somebody's getting somebody somebody somebody somebody...!
Somebody get some flowers!
Somebody get a ring!
Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing!
Somebody get an organ to play!
Cause somebody's getting married today!
Somebody get a preacher!
Somebody bake a cake!
Somebody get some shoes and rice and presents to take!
Somebody get a sweet negilee!
Cause somebody's getting married today!
[Swedish Chef]Veddeeng! Veddeeng! Peeg und fruggeee veddeeng!
Somebody get champagne!
Somebody rent a room!
Somebody get the lovely bride!
And somebody get the groom!
Somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody--!
Somebody get this wedding underway!
[Swedish Chef]Coose-a sumebudy's getteeng merreeed tudey!
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There's a bar in the corner, strippers will be here later and anything goes in the lovely bride's last days of "freedom".
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06-24-2003, 08:49 AM
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Since it is a bachelorette party, I assume they will be male strippers?
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06-24-2003, 08:57 AM
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Congrats, @Viv! May you have a friendly, loving, and sultry marriage.
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06-24-2003, 09:03 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Yshania Since it is a bachelorette party, I assume they will be male strippers? | There will be stippers for all persuasions, drinks for all palates and strip-Twister for those of extra . . . um, flexibility.
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06-24-2003, 09:07 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by HighLordDave There will be stippers for all persuasions, drinks for all palates and strip-Twister for those of extra . . . um, flexibility. | Is it true that you, @HLD, will be showing up as Zorro?
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06-24-2003, 09:15 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by fable Is it true that you, @HLD, will be showing up as Zorro? | Close, but not quite; someone will be doing a special "dance" as Zorro, but not me. Instead it will be CM.
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06-24-2003, 09:20 AM
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In your dreams! Once is enough. Public Humiliation is good only once a week. I had my quota for the month already filled.
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06-24-2003, 09:22 AM
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*hugs* to Viv  *grabs bottle of champagne* Cheers!
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06-24-2003, 09:29 AM
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Congratulations Viv.  Have a fantastic wedding!
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06-24-2003, 09:37 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by CM I had my quota for the month already filled. | The month's almost over. Besides, this is for Vivien; surely you'd put on the Mask of Zorro for her . . .
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06-24-2003, 09:38 AM
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Wishing you all the best, Vivien! Are you wearing white?
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06-24-2003, 09:38 AM
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Hmm what do i get in return HLD? I could do it but the incentive better be big!
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06-24-2003, 09:42 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by CM In your dreams! Once is enough. Public Humiliation is good only once a week. I had my quota for the month already filled. | Think of it as an honor, Fas. You'll be representing the men of SYM, at least, those who could seriously contemplate themselves in spandex without rolling around in laughter.
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06-24-2003, 09:44 AM
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You'd have to ask someone other than me about specifics (preferably a Dark Flame or one of Vivien's other co-horts), but from me you'll get the satisfaction of having made Vivien's bachelorette party the most memorable bash in the history of SYM.
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06-24-2003, 09:50 AM
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Yay!
So did I tell you guys that I'm an officially ordained Minister of the Noel Monroe Sunshine Bible Church of Lubbock?
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