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03-12-2002, 05:09 PM
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| | Britney Breast Mystery
This has to be one of the greatest mysteries of our time. And by ‘greatest’ I do not mean ‘ponderous.’ I mean there is gratuitous cleavage.  Seriously now, if the photos are un-doctored, and I believe they are, what could explain the fluctiations that are so evident? Saline injections? Watch and marvel.
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03-12-2002, 05:27 PM
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Do they do saline injections?  I would have hazarded that weight gain/loss may be a more reasonable arguement than implants, but it doesn't appear to show anywhere else...and since her size did not continue to increase - but fluctuated...could have been her age/hormones? *shrugs* Bizarre...
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03-12-2002, 05:38 PM
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Tire pump, balloons under the skin, what's to explain? 
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03-12-2002, 05:46 PM
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How to keep them from exploding under changing air pressures.
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03-12-2002, 05:51 PM
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It is an exact science, and one that must be handled in the most delicate manner possible. And keep her away from any sharp objects.
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03-12-2002, 06:31 PM
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| | Was that Gruntie doing the presentation???  | | |
03-12-2002, 08:53 PM
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Side effects of one of Ned Flanders' concoctions?
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03-12-2002, 09:01 PM
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I wondered why there were rumors in the Louisiana bayous of alligators slit open in a manner familiar from ritual slayings. Ia ia, Cthulu!
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03-12-2002, 10:42 PM
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I have nothing to do with it VoodooDali.
Thanks Waverly. One of the most stimulating documentaries I'd seen in quite a while. Best since American Pimp. Since I've never paid much attention to the starlet, I always just saw 'em as big'uns. How disillusioned I have truly been. 
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03-12-2002, 11:15 PM
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| | ...although I remember this one was already presented by someone some time ago at SYM...
...the guy's got talent, too bad he got baassied. 
@Ned: I believe you that you're innocent. McBane told me so!
But I do believe that Brit here MIGHT have sneeked in and got hold of one your lab exp's....
*imagining Ned with his Dr. Frankenstein sound-alike: "I have just created a *******!!!!!*
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03-13-2002, 01:10 AM
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03-13-2002, 01:40 AM
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Nice documentation !
But - haven't you guys ever hear of this devilish thing called WONDERBRA ? 
It makes Dolly Parton - lookalike out of the flattest chest you could think of... until you undress her....
SO - no worries,
Beldin, freelancing titologist 
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03-13-2002, 04:02 AM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by Weasel
Was that Gruntie doing the presentation??? | Oh no, I'm rumbled.
I have two things to add to this discussion:
1) Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
2) Except the young, pure and innocent, who should strive to remain that way, we all know what happens to a woman's breasts when she lies down (or leans over, jumps, jiggles or bounces for that matter - sorry, I'm drooling again).
Personally I don't trust that boobie size calculator. I believe I will have to go in as an independent adjudicator for the UN and do some hands-on measuring under extreme test conditions. | | |
03-13-2002, 07:12 AM
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@Grunt,
I'll hold her down for you.
Since the UN would probably appreciate a second set of data points, I'll be happy to volunteer.
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03-13-2002, 07:21 AM
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I would have to think a great deal of it is padding, like the scene with the green fabric, that is probably some form of uplift technology. One can get implants that can be pumped up and down using a valve (Apparently )
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