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Old 06-29-2001, 08:34 AM
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Spurred on by Minerva's fantastic memory, a prize to the first person to guess what this story is (answer after the weekend):







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Old 06-29-2001, 09:00 AM
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Armadin says: guess who i am....
......mmmmmmmm.......
he's Bassie
he's Banned Bassie
maybe not....
....he's not Bassie
he's the Pope
he's the Pope

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Old 06-29-2001, 09:07 AM
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he's the Pope</STRONG>
Hey!

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Old 06-29-2001, 09:16 AM
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No offense...i was joking.....but it was funny!!!!! (if i'm really hungry with someone i don't care about joking with him.... )
Moreover i'm happy you're back!!!
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Old 06-29-2001, 09:19 AM
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Quote:
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<STRONG>if i'm really hungry with someone i don't care about joking with him.... </STRONG>
I be hopin' ye get some o'er food, coz I nay like it when folks be hungry with me.
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Old 06-29-2001, 09:22 AM
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Quote:
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<STRONG>Spurred on by Minerva's fantastic memory, a prize to the first person to guess what this story is (answer after the weekend):







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LOL GB I do remember things I should not remember...
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Old 06-29-2001, 09:23 AM
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Quote:
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<STRONG>LOL GB I do remember things I should not remember...</STRONG>
Would that be:

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I nay 'ave a clue now, though.

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Old 06-29-2001, 09:26 AM
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...mmmm....try this: "when i'm *@#'^!$& with someone..."

Anyway "Pope steak" with tomatos and fried chips...
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Old 06-29-2001, 11:27 AM
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Gruntie goes out on another date.

She is late showing up.

She tells him no touching.

Gruntie sneaks a peek.

He makes his move.

It turns out to be a man.

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OMG! ROTFLMMFAOTIC!

weasel you forgot one

Grunty goes home disapointed!

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Old 06-29-2001, 03:04 PM
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Quote:
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<STRONG>Spurred on by Minerva's fantastic memory, a prize to the first person to guess what this story is (answer after the weekend):

Grunt considers leaving GB.
Grunt deliberates.
And thinks a bit more.
He makes his decision and leaves with a suitably 'you'll all miss me you suckers' message
Grunt decides to go down the pub with his 'real' friends to celebrate
....But the pub was knocked down years ago....
Grunt reluctantly comes back to GB, has a drink in a cyber pub and continues to wow us all with his continuing wit.</STRONG>
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Old 07-01-2001, 02:46 AM
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LOL vixen

Hmmm, not many are taking up this challenge...

Me? I'm useless for these things... Especially when the question came from Gruntboy...
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Old 07-01-2001, 04:52 AM
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"Well OK, next round is on Grunt"
Grunt's mates abandon him afterwards
The girls in the pub avert their eyes from Grunt
Except for one!
And she's a looker!
But she has a penis
Grunt take s 3 hour shower
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Old 07-01-2001, 06:03 AM
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LOL
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Old 07-01-2001, 12:32 PM
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Vixen agrees to a date with Gruntie.

Gruntie declines

Vixen kicks Gruntie

&lt;---Gruntie

Vixen feels better

Gruntie decides to ask Vixen out again

Vixen leaves the country
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