Simple Amusements

[Oscuro_Sol]

Today I saw a girl coming up stairs at this building (drum roll). She suddenly stopped at the top, and her eyes got REAL big. Then she sneezed.
I was laughing so hard with my friends after that. It seems stupid, but I guess you had to be there.
I want to hear about all of your weird, hilarious experiences! What reminded me of this (man, I am slow), was when I continued flipping through the photo gallery , and I saw the bunny with a pancake on it's head photo. You don't know how hard I laughed. *sigh*

[dragon wench]

lol!

Several months back I was working in one of the more questionable areas of town which borders on the "alternative district." So, it is not really too unusual to see people down there wandering about with feather boas and leather. No, I'm really not kidding!

Anyway, I have gotten quite used to seeing cross-dressers and so on in that area, but a while ago I did a double take
I was crossing an intersection and coming towards me from the opposite direction was a guy carrying a fully inflated, stark naked, and anatomically correct blowup doll beneath his arm, as one would a brief case.
The funny thing was, his expression was one of utter nonchalance, as though there was nothing at all unusual about 'his baggage."

It was one of those moments when I actually wished that I had a cellphone with a built-in camera

[Oscuro_Sol]

LOL that should go in a history book!

[Magrus]

Oh wow, I would have gotten in trouble. That's something you just have to go up to the guy and ask what's going on.

I need to think of some things I've seen and put them up here when I have time. Too many people chatting with me right now.

[Oscuro_Sol]

I also remember another time with the same friend; we were eating lunch together and she said something and I was going to reply, but as my mouth was full of food (>_<) it came out at "titabow." We spent the next three days making fun of it.

[Darth Zenemij]

erm, I don't have any simple things that amuse me, but I am sure that I can ponder a bit and think of some.

[Magrus]

Ha. I've done something like that but I was doing shots and someone asked me a question and I was too drunk to remember I was drinking when I started to answer and my friend got sprayed with rum.

This is only truly funny if you know my friend Scott. He has no coordination when drunk, and one night, he was leaving his girlfriends place on the second floor of our building drunk, walked out her door, and started down the stairs when he tripped on a box someone put there, and tumbled DOWN the stairs into the parking lot. Everyone ran out to check on him, someone asked "Scott, did you just fall down the stairs?! Are you ok?!" as we walked out the door, and we turned the corner, saw him sprawled out in the parking lot, throwing an empy Labbat's case across the parking lot. He just mumbles "no I didn't, just throwing boxes, I'm fine" and passes out in the parking lot. I thought I was going to fall over from how hard I was laughing.

There was another time. My friend was driving, stopped at a red light, and he sneezed, hit his head on the steering wheel and blared his horn doing so. We were behind a cop, and he had to come out and demand why my friend was blaring his horn at him, when he suddenly goes "Whats wrong with your face?" My friend had the chevy logo imprinted on his cheek from how hard he hit the steering wheel. The cop just glared at me when I cracked up laughing. My friend was all sorts of embarrassed

[Aramant]

I live in a small town in a rural area, smack in the middle of a number of farm fields. You can walk the length of my town in about ten minutes. There's a narrow (about 20 feet wide) stream that winds through part of this hamlet, and my friend and I were wandering around under a bridge, having just finished a case of beer.

We were taking turns throwing stones at sticks and such floating along the river. At one point, my friend was standing near the edge of the water, and when he threw his stone, he slipped and fell flat on his back, getting covered in mud and soaking his legs and shoes. Mockingly, I told him I'd demonstrate how someone who is not an idiot throws a stone while drunk. I went to the same location at which he had fallen, tossed my stone... and fell in the exact same way.

After a while, we walked back to my house. My dad and brother could clearly tell we were drunk, what with our being muddy, wet, and giggly. My brother said to us "Are you drunk?" In an exaggerated stage whisper, I said to my friend "I think they're on to us!"

Of course, we were drunk at the time, but that had us giggling for a good while.

[Magrus]

That's funny.

I live with a family of 4 and rent out their guest room. They have 4 dogs. The oldest dog, is a female that's about 14 years old named "Muffin". Now, if the name isn't enough, this dog humps everything. It kept mounting the other dogs in the house and they would start attacking her, yes her, so they got it a stuffed dog to play with instead. So, while the family is watching tv together in the living room, Muffin will randomly drag her stuffed toy out in front of the tv and hump the stuffed dog like she's putting on a show.

I had a party with my friend when his parents went away to Georgia last August and let me tell you. We were all super drunk, and she did that while 5 of my friends or so were just sitting on the couch, completely trashed and she did the same thing while we were talking. My friends thought I was making stuff up. Then the dog climbed on her stuffed dogs head and...my friend Rachel let out a squeek and fell off the couch laughing hysterically.

I thought I'd get used to it, but no...everytime I see it I giggle.

[Brynn]

lol

When I was a child, and went to primary school, we had a habit with my sisters to hide behind the front door and scare the hell out of the next person who entered the house by jumping at them and shouting something. Of course, we ususally did it to each other when the other came home from school. One day, I was alone at home, waiting for the opprotunity to scare whichever sister of mine comes home first, and I thought that hiding behind the door would be too predictable, so I hid in the cupboard instead as I heard someone rummaging with the key. My sis came in, I was waiting for the appropriate time to jump out of the cupboard when my other sis came home, too! Now the first sis whom I wanted to scare must have got the same idea as I did, because she too hid in the very same cupboard that I was sitting in, without noticing me behind the long coats. At first I just didn't know what was going on, then figured what she was up to, and burst into laugh which of course scared her so much that she jumped out of the cupboard immediately While the other sis couldn't imagine what the hell was going on

[Magrus]

Wait wait wait, that was a plural. You have sister's?!

When my brother and I were younger, we'd parachute down our stairs from the second floor of our house to the first with grocery bags. They'd always rip from our weight and we'd tumble down the stairs but hey, we had a blast.

[Oscuro_Sol]

When reading these I choked on water. Haha.

I remembered this: a few years ago I went to "band camp" for my old school, because I played in the band of 150 students >_< Anyways, we had rooms with four bunks, so we had eight people in each room. In my room was a girl named Taylor. So the last night of band camp we were talking when we weren't supposed to and stuff, and Taylor seemed to be asleep. That's when she got up out of her bottom bunk and walked out the door. A girl named Jane asked her to fill up the water bottle in the bathroom, because we all thought she was going there. That's when she turns back into the room and says, "C'mon guys.. this isn't the right room.. C'mon..." She walks outside into the hall and we hear our conductor say, "Taylor! What are you doing out of bed?" because she's going the wrong way to the bathroom. Then she just comes back into our room and falls asleep, snoring, on the bunk. It was HILARIOUS. I love sleepwalkers

[Vicsun]

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Originally Posted by Oscuro_Sol ...and I saw the bunny with a pancake on it's head photo. You don't know how hard I laughed. *sigh*

Are you referring to Oolong the Pancake Rabbit?

[ik911]

Could someone explain why the dumb rabit brought a smile upon my face even though I witnessed it before?

[Magrus]

Your easily amused.

A friend of mine, the day I met him was drunk. I mentioned him above, the drunken clutz that fell down the stairs. Well, he introduced himself as he was walking through our friends apartment with a beer in his hand and our friend said "hey, don't you dare spill that on my paper I just finished writing. If you do your blow drying that thing so you can read it and redoing the whole thing yourself tonight, no matter how drunk you are!"

I found this funny, because yeah the guy was drunk, but he seemed fine and I had just met him.

Scott says "Yeah yeah yeah, you're always getting on my case you know. Like I constantly knock stuff over and break things right? Don't worry ab-" and his foot slides out from him under the coffee table as he was attempting to sit on the couch, dropping his bottle of beer ONTO the table, covering the paper and a rare import cd which can't be replaced.

Not only was I in tears from that, but the look on his face, one of complete shock as he sat, sprawled out on the floor with his head against the couch, staring at the beer spilling all over everything, and the look on our friends face. It was hilarious, I fell over laughing. Sure enough...the blow dryer came out from his girlfriends appartment and our friend and I got trashed and watched him write the paper grumbling the rest of the night that he couldn't drink anymore that night.