OK...heres what mine would look like, then....
The most destructive habit..........................Getting hooked on SYM
The greatest Joy.........................................Seeing the Red Sox win the World Series
The greatest loss....................................... Seeing the Yankees win the World Series
The most satisfying work............................Working for ESPN
The ugliest personality trait..........................Not being a NASCAR fan
The most endangered species......................Something thats died a lot?
Our greatest natural resource.......................The Remote Control
The greatest "shot in the arm".......................Seeing Jeremy Mayfield win the Daytona 500
The greatest problem to overcome...............Watching the Red Sox lose every season and still wake up without a cold sweat
The most effective sleeping pill.....................Watching a soccer game.....(*yawn*)
The most crippling failure disease.................Being a fan of
Today's music
The most powerful force in life.....................God....of course
The most dangerous pariah..........................Yankee Fans
The world's most incredible computer..........The one that can calculate the stats for any sport in any given amount of time
The worst thing to be without......................New Wave music!
The deadliest weapon................................ Saying negative things about someone
The two most power-filled words................. Yankees Suck!
The greatest asset........................................ Being Religious
The most worthless emotion......................... Hate
The most beautiful attire...............................New England Patriots Hat
The most prized possession....................... A pet
The most powerful communication channel....In a Sports Bar
The most contagious spirit.........................Euh... one with a cold?
*Note that if I was being 100% serious, dealing with religions and whatnot, it would not be interesting to read, so I decided to only be somewhat serious, in a lighthearted mannor. Yes, I WAS serious on a couple of the things there (dealing with religion and hate-but most of the other stuff is just light hearted). There ARE more important things then New Wave and Sports....but not many things.

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