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09-01-2001, 06:21 PM
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Anyone have any especailly good quotes?
u know somethin witty, or really funny?
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It's pretty easy, I mean just go kill a dragon, get laid.
"I never thought it would end like this,
just because I got no ****,
I'll shave my legs and wear a bra,
I'll even cut my p**** off for you."
-Reel Big Fish
Now that's a love poem if I ever heard one.
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09-01-2001, 06:35 PM
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"I am god" - Thorin
Worship Thorin. he gives you honda civics with cupholders to put your ale in.
Shameless self-promotion.
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09-01-2001, 06:42 PM
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*sigh*, well if noones gonna give me quotes, wanna go bumpin up topics again Thorin?
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It's pretty easy, I mean just go kill a dragon, get laid.
"I never thought it would end like this,
just because I got no ****,
I'll shave my legs and wear a bra,
I'll even cut my p**** off for you."
-Reel Big Fish
Now that's a love poem if I ever heard one.
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09-01-2001, 06:45 PM
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Sure. Nobody else is online at this time. But get some good topics. Not some overspammed stuff that nobody wants to read.  | | |
09-01-2001, 06:49 PM
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Like always....
Are we the Bumpin brothers now?
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It's pretty easy, I mean just go kill a dragon, get laid.
"I never thought it would end like this,
just because I got no ****,
I'll shave my legs and wear a bra,
I'll even cut my p**** off for you."
-Reel Big Fish
Now that's a love poem if I ever heard one.
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09-01-2001, 06:57 PM
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09-01-2001, 07:30 PM
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| |  Quote:
Originally posted by Vinin:
<STRONG>Like always....
Are we the Bumpin brothers now?</STRONG>
| More like the Bump Master C's.
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09-02-2001, 05:16 AM
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hmm, quotes.
tommy cooper:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can
do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes,
then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
is that the type of quote you wanted?
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And that's the bottom line, 'cos Stoner Cold said so!
Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander over where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...
Nobody's perfect, and I'm a nobody.
GET OUTTA MY HEAD CUZ I DON'T NEED THIS! | | |
09-02-2001, 05:28 AM
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"i don't want to be part of any club that accepts me as a member" - Groucho Marx
Probably my favourite quote and about the only one i can remember 
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I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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09-02-2001, 09:41 AM
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a woman is like a refrigerator, they're about 6 feet tall, weigh 300 pounds, and make ice... - Homer Simpson
another homerism - "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems"
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I would be a serial killer if i didn't have such a strong distaste for manual labor
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09-02-2001, 09:16 PM
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"I was on Speed...people on Speed will do ANYTHING!!!!!"~Saria
"Kan Kan do the Kan Kan in Kanto."~Scrubbo Toiletto, talking about Kan, a god in Drasnia.
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09-02-2001, 09:39 PM
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"It takes two to lie. One to lie, and the other to listen" -Homer Simpson
"Today, we celerbrate our most hallowed tradition, a new initiate to the brother hood. Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!" #1, Stone Cutters.
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09-02-2001, 09:48 PM
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"If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."
-Author Unknown
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---Scottish Proverb
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