professional help. (spam on the side)

[Lasher]

ok so i need help guys. professional help. i got problems, in my head. so tell me whats wrong with me and what i could do to fix it. no body mutilations please. other than that i'm desperate! hit me!

[Juniper]

Lasher....my initial response, is of course, that you are serious....but, there is not alot of information to go on here.....

[Lasher]

nope not serious have fun. come up with somethin. someone told me to seek help and you guys are the smartest i know

[dragon wench]

Lasher,
there are one or two people who sometimes frequent SYM that may be able to help you... But the rest of us would be way out of our depths.

Also, as Juni said, you haven't provided too many details...

Regardless though, I think nearly any professional therapist will tell you that distance diagnosis is not just impossible..but dangerous.. You need to see somebody in person Lasher.

And if you aren't serious...
this isn't really a joking matter IMO..

EDIT,
disregard all but my last point. And to add, jokes about mental illness aren't terribly funny..

[Lasher]

@ DW idk i think it could be fun. no offence meant or anthing

[Phreddie]

If you need help, go here:
http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/sp...t=CE%27s+couch

[Darzog]

Who said that therapy was the only profession? I'm a mechanical engineer (but not licensed as a Professional Engineer, since ME's are too smart to need it); why couldn't I provide some mechaincal design as professional help?

[Lasher]

@ darzog please do
@ phreddie i'm deathly afraid of couches

[Fiona]

Sorry, Lasher. I have read your sig. It is too late for you, I am sorry to say

[Darzog]

Would something like this help you out?

[Fiona]

Hmmm. A padded cell is more traditional but I like the fact it is portable Does the medication go in the slots?

[Luis Antonio]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiona Hmmm. A padded cell is more traditional but I like the fact it is portable Does the medication go in the slots?

Heh! this reminds me of my children days... OOps!

[Darzog]

The reason I offered this is because it's so multi-functional. You can store things in the slots if you turn it upside down, use it as a table, set it on your lap and eat off it, use it as a paper weight or if nothing else is working flail about you mightily with a hunk of Aluminum (Aluminium for you islanders).

[Lasher]

@ Fiona i'm kinda scared of adding any more medication to the list i'm taking but if you say so...
@ Luis wow what a weirdo
oh yeah... paperwaights are awesome

[Damuna_Nova]

Put one of your feet in a bucket of water while the other is on hot coals, and put your hands into a pile of dirt and breathe in and out.

The balance of elements should sort you right out.