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05-11-2001, 12:09 PM
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The prison for the crimmaly not right.
Doc. Waverly was a prisoner here, for tranquilizing sheep and having his way with them.
He now is the staff Doctor, along with the beautiful C Elegans.
She is head of the Mental Department.
On top of the food chain is the Warden. BuckSatan.
Guards are: Alexia, T'lainya, Vivien, and Vixen.
Those who have had there stay here:
Darkpoet- Giving flowers and hugs to the ladies on the board. And the trumped up charges that Waverly, falsely accuses Darkpoet of doing.
Weasel- Nobody knows why.
Omar- Read some of the past threads.
BlackSheep- Going after a Moderator.
Ubik- Too much wanking.
Gruntboy- For playing with his pantless marines.
Foul- For Puffin tossing.
The_Pope- For wanting to be a moderator.
Craig- Because he wanted to be here.
Minerva- She was framed.
Xandax- He was caught on a street corner, with a jar of mustard in one hand. And Mayonnaise in the other.
Fable- Knows too many words.
Drakron- For being Drakron.
Doc. Waverly- For medicating sheep and having his way with them.
Waverly- For making Minerva cry. He was also caught sitting a bowl of fruit loops, singing show tunes.
Brink- Illegal fence sitting, without padding.
Sethir- For trying to sell baked goods, with tools, to the prisoners.
Stoner Cold- For mocking the prisoners.
Flagg- For bad pickup lines, towards the ladies.
Chrissy- For Unbound Flirting.
The Deacon- For trying to be Flagg.
Kayless- For spending too much time in the Hall of Shame.
ThorinOakensfield- For trying to be God, but, found out he was really a peanut.
Vehemence- For breaking Chrissy out of jail.
Destroying sym property.
Having worse pick line than Flagg.
Trying to be more evil than Waverly.
Cheesemage- For excessive bumping of threads, trying to be a spammer, thinking he is a demigod, when he is only a piece of moldy cheese.
Others will be added in later, when their crimes were commited
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05-11-2001, 12:13 PM
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Do I have to be in the room with Waverly? I don't want to... 
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05-11-2001, 12:16 PM
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No my dear Minerva, you don't. You have your own private room. You get fresh roses every day.   | | |
05-11-2001, 12:22 PM
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@Minerva: yes, and there is only one cot.
@DP: you have flamed nearly everyone... Waverly the Seer predicts much abuse for you in the future
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05-11-2001, 12:23 PM
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Not everyone. | | |
05-11-2001, 12:25 PM
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Not everyone. </STRONG>
| Oh, yes. Except for Minerva you left out the ladies. They wouldn't take kindly to their pet Darkpuppy piddling on the carpet, would they? Don't care for the feel of a rolled up newspapper?
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05-11-2001, 12:36 PM
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05-11-2001, 12:43 PM
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>@Minerva: yes, and there is only one cot.
</STRONG>
|  I've got a nice private room with roses. But thank you for giving me the cot, knowing you need to sleep on the cold floor alone...
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05-11-2001, 12:46 PM
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05-11-2001, 01:19 PM
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>You have a master suite, with a king size bed. Jacuzzi bath tub. </STRONG>
| LOL That doesn't sound like a prison...
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05-11-2001, 01:21 PM
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05-11-2001, 01:32 PM
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Minerva, I can send U a saw baked in bread 
Yes, it is not funny... good luck Minerva, U will need it...
(in prison with Monkey! - horrible)
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Homo homini werewolfus
and , of course, SFMBE
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05-11-2001, 01:36 PM
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Originally posted by Sethir:
<STRONG>(in prison with Monkey! - horrible)
</STRONG>
| Someone ask Foul is it better to be in bad with the monkey 
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05-11-2001, 01:37 PM
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Thank you, Sethir. 
@Waverly: I don't need the Doc, because I am sane.
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05-11-2001, 01:38 PM
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HAHA! Im not locked up with you lot!
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