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05-10-2001, 01:10 PM
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My friends, I do apologize for getting to know you under false pretenses, I have come to enjoy your company very much. The sad truth is I have been working for much of this time. My real name is William Witz and I am a Special Agent working out of the FBI field office in Detroit. Please take a close look at the following picture…
Christoff Neander: http://www.truecrimeink.com/images/mgspole.jpg
This dangerous predator has been at large for 12 years. His most recent alias is the internet persona you will know as Darkpoet. Please listen carefully, he has once again evaded our grasp. Anyone who has had contact with him is in grave danger. His typical methodology is to befriend a young woman, often by appearing naïve and harmless. He does tremendous detective work, putting together the sparsest of details to locate his selected victim. If you feel Christoff Neander, aka Darkpoet has taken an unnatural interest in you, I advice you to block any further communication and contact me immediately. My information states that he has changed location recently but is still very much online.
Thank you all, and take care,
Special Agent W. Witz
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05-10-2001, 01:13 PM
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You will never catch me, Waverslappy Witz.  | | |
05-10-2001, 01:13 PM
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I thought you had been busy, Waverly...
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05-10-2001, 01:14 PM
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Isn't that pic to big for the board?won't it slow it down?
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05-10-2001, 01:16 PM
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Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>Isn't that pic to big for the board?won't it slow it down?</STRONG>
| Craig, there is no time for your petty criticism. In case it has escaped you attention, he is online right now...
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05-10-2001, 01:17 PM
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The FBI never slows down. Ever since J Edgar Hoover wore his first tutu, the FBI has been the symbol for quiet, nimble grace and subtle sabotage!
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05-10-2001, 01:17 PM
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I just stole all Craig's pokemon cards. WEEEEEEEEEE | | |
05-10-2001, 01:21 PM
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>I just stole all Craig's pokemon cards. WEEEEEEEEEE </STRONG>
| FBI has been fooled by this man, then...
I wonder how the tax payers will feel about in the US...
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05-10-2001, 01:23 PM
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Waverly/Witz has been on the case for ten years, and he still hasn't caught me. | | |
05-10-2001, 01:23 PM
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Minerva: He only pretends to be simpleton. Do not be fooled.
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05-10-2001, 01:24 PM
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>I just stole all Craig's pokemon cards. WEEEEEEEEEE </STRONG>
| Did you know dark praying-for-his-life angry thing come in pokemonless craig shape packetege
"AGGGRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(warcry)"
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05-10-2001, 01:26 PM
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Sorry Craig, I gave them to a homeless child, who didn't have anything. I give him Waverly/Witz's watch too. | | |
05-10-2001, 01:31 PM
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How dare you insight the wrath of The Craig, now you shall feel the pain
*Craig goes for the balls but doesn't puch he grabs and rips them out and starts jugguling* He He craig have fun.
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05-10-2001, 01:31 PM
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Minerva: He only pretends to be simpleton. Do not be fooled.</STRONG>
| I never thought he was a simpleton. I wasn't fooled by him. 
Have you...? 
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