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05-11-2001, 10:40 AM
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>There's that untrustworthy word again... 
@Minerva: If you are real nice to me I can see if I can frame someone else for your crimes.  </STRONG>
| Why do I have to be nice to you? Give me reasons.
@Weasel: Thank you. You are the best. 
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05-11-2001, 10:43 AM
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As Darkpoet walks along the streets of Odense, looking at the scenery and checking out the shops. He a beutiful woman standing on the corner. Unable to help himself, he buys some flowers. Then walks over to the woman.
"Flowers for the pretty lady."
"Why thank you."
"No, problem. Have a good day."
As Darkpoet turns to leave, she sticks him with a needle. Darkpoet passes out, a car pulls up and they load Darkpoet into the car. Then wisk him off in a private plane, to the US.................... |
05-11-2001, 10:51 AM
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Do you think we should have DP drawn and quarted in time square, or pilloried in the middle of east LA?
@Minerva: I told you why... I'd get you off the hook.
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05-11-2001, 10:56 AM
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@Waverly: I have nothing to with the crime, and I don't need to create a scapegoat.
I would rather die than being nice to you. 
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Minerva (Semi-retired SYMer)
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05-11-2001, 10:58 AM
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(Scene: a small white, bald room in a Washington, DC airport. Two men in nondescript suits wait as several military police drag in a cocooned figure that is dropped into a chair.)
Military Policewoman #1: Evolution is a disease.
Man in Suit #1: (in a monotone, which he maintains throughout) God's Grace shine on thee, America.
(The Policewoman nods, and taps the figure cocooned in tape.)
MP #1: Here's the delivery, as promised.
Suit #1: Did he give you any trouble?
MP #1: Nah. He was about to proposition me, just as his file suggests, when I gave him the needle. Operation Happosai was a piece of cake.
Suit #2: Don't underestimate him. Darkpoet, as he calls himself, is a ruthless pervert whose crimes exceed even Heliogabalus.
MP #1: Did he work for Clinton in Defense?
Suit #2: No. Roman emperor.
MP #1: I thought they were running a democracy after we kicked the Fascists' asses out.
Suit #1: Nevermind. You did your duty, and you let it go at that.
MP #1: What happens to this Darkpoet joe after this?
Suit #2: Advanced brainwashing, most likely. Reprogramming him to report to us. Maybe a slot on the Christian Network, if he's got stage presence. The usual.
(The scene fades to black.)
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05-11-2001, 10:58 AM
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(Scene: a small white, bald room in a Washington, DC airport. Two men in nondescript suits wait as several military police drag in a cocooned figure that is dropped into a chair.)
Military Policewoman #1: Evolution is a disease.
Man in Suit #1: (in a monotone, which he maintains throughout) God's Grace shine on thee, America.
(The Policewoman nods, and taps the figure cocooned in tape.)
MP #1: Here's the delivery, as promised.
Suit #1: Did he give you any trouble?
MP #1: Nah. He was about to proposition me, just as his file suggests, when I gave him the needle. Operation Happosai was a piece of cake.
Suit #2: Don't underestimate him. Darkpoet, as he calls himself, is a ruthless pervert whose crimes exceed even Heliogabalus.
MP #1: Did he work for Clinton in Defense?
Suit #2: No. Roman emperor.
MP #1: I thought they were running a democracy after we kicked the Fascists' asses out.
Suit #1: Nevermind. You did your duty. Let it go at that.
MP #1: What happens to this Darkpoet traitor after this?
Suit #2: Advanced brainwashing, most likely. Reprogramming him to report to us. Maybe a slot on the Christian Network, if he's got stage presence. The usual.
(The scene fades to black.)
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05-11-2001, 11:12 AM
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@Fable: can't you at least turn him into a door to door Jehova's witness?
@Minerva: That's pretty extreme... you aren't helping your case much. Dorkpoet may work a deal and testify against you...
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05-11-2001, 11:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>@Minerva: That's pretty extreme... you aren't helping your case much. Dorkpoet may work a deal and testify against you...</STRONG>
| There's no case, except the one you think you have.
Who cares, anyway...
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05-11-2001, 11:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>@Fable: can't you at least turn him into a door to door Jehova's witness?
@Minerva: That's pretty extreme... you aren't helping your case much. Dorkpoet may work a deal and testify against you...</STRONG>
| If he does, I'll email the Watchtower and the Awake. |
05-11-2001, 11:48 AM
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Alright Minerva, I may let you off this time... but I will continue to keep you under *heavy* surveillance. I'll be reviewing video of you daily
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05-11-2001, 11:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>There's no case, except the one you think you have.
Who cares, anyway...</STRONG>
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Don't worry, I'm not a turn coat. Even if there is a death penalty. |
05-11-2001, 11:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Alright Minerva, I may let you off this time... but I will continue to keep you under *heavy* surveillance. I'll be reviewing video of you daily </STRONG>
| "Surveillance"? So you are the one acting suspiciously lately around my flat...  We received a warning from the university's security about a man with dark hair and wearing a coat (in this warm weather) with video camera in his hand...
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05-11-2001, 12:04 PM
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Nope, that wasn't me. I was the one with the zoom lense aimed at the window in your bath.
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05-11-2001, 12:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Nope, that wasn't me. I was the one with the zoom lense aimed at the window in your bath. </STRONG>
| My bath...? You've got a wrong address, because my university flat only has a shower with no window. You probably took photographs of a kitchen lady or a cleaner.
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Minerva (Semi-retired SYMer)
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05-11-2001, 12:22 PM
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@Minerva: LMAO. Tell the kitchen lady that forgets to close the blinds I said 'hi'.
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