I am worried you all are not taking this seriously. Following are the Federal Charges filed against Darkpoet:
- Crossing state lines with gerbils in his pockets.
- Trafficking in contraband opium poppies.
- Sodomizing domestic livestock.
- Sodomizing non-domesticated livestock.
- Sodomizing himself with a Maglight in the gift isle of Sears.
- Fornicating with produce.
- Molesting Barbie dolls.
- Operating an illegal internet site specializing in kitten porn.
- Irritating Waverly with
another transparent ‘goodbye forever’ prank
@Minerva: I was undercover. I regret the deception.
