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[Craig]

Quote:

Originally posted by Darkpoet: <STRONG> Darkpoet laughs at His own mum. Because, His own mum just realized she pulled out her own ****.</STRONG>

[Waverly]

@Minerva: I am glad you say you were not foolded by him. I hope you are correct on this count. He is a dangerous, vile, fiend...

[Darkpoet]

Darkpoet takes back all the pokemon cards and burns them.

[Craig]

*TARES OUT DPS BALLS FOR GOOD*

[Minerva]

Quote:

Originally posted by Waverly: <STRONG>@Minerva: I am glad you say you were not foolded by him. I hope you are correct on this count. He is a dangerous, vile, fiend...</STRONG>

Are you saying he is more dangerous than yourself? <suspicious look>

[Stoner Cold]

get over here, boy, so i can stomp a mudhole in ya

[Waverly]

Quote:

Originally posted by Minerva: <STRONG>Are you saying he is more dangerous than yourself? &lt;suspicious look&gt;</STRONG>

Much! Didn't you read the topic? As a young woman who has accepted flowers and a bone cruching hug from this deviant, you should be afraid

[ThorinOakensfield]

Yes Craig has alot of fun with his balls.

Yo momma pulls out your balls.

Yo momma.

[Darkpoet]

Not to mention cooking recipes.
Flowers Minerva.

[Craig]

which one?

[Minerva]

Quote:

Originally posted by Waverly: <STRONG>Much! Didn't you read the topic? As a young woman who has accepted flowers and a bone cruching hug from this deviant, you should be afraid </STRONG>

But you admitted you didn't fully honest with us. So how can I trust you?

[Waverly]

I am worried you all are not taking this seriously. Following are the Federal Charges filed against Darkpoet:
- Crossing state lines with gerbils in his pockets.
- Trafficking in contraband opium poppies.
- Sodomizing domestic livestock.
- Sodomizing non-domesticated livestock.
- Sodomizing himself with a Maglight in the gift isle of Sears.
- Fornicating with produce.
- Molesting Barbie dolls.
- Operating an illegal internet site specializing in kitten porn.
- Irritating Waverly with another transparent ‘goodbye forever’ prank

@Minerva: I was undercover. I regret the deception.

[Minerva]

Quote:

Originally posted by Waverly: <STRONG>[b]I am worried you all are not taking this seriously... @Minerva: I was undercover. I regret the deception. </STRONG>

I cannot believe you, I'm afraid. You betrayed my trust.

[Darkpoet]

Those are all lies except for the last one.

[Waverly]

DP: Those are just the Federal charges. The states have some interesting accusations of their own...

Minerva: I was so far undercover even I was not told.