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04-15-2002, 09:03 PM
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I was talking to some buddies lately about pick up lines that work and dont. The funny ones are great, but never, ever work, only to be tried on a girl that'd blow you off anyways.
Some of the ones that have worked for me are
"What's a pretty girl like you doing sitting all alone?"
"Mind if I walk you home?"
Those are my 2 classics...
Never failed me  K, thats a lie and we all know it 
as for funny ones..
there are X number of bones in your body, how about another
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04-15-2002, 09:52 PM
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f*** me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name helga?
do you have any german/italian/etc. in you? want some?
and then the direct approach...wanna go home with me ( or some derogatory version of that). you have to figure, if you ask enough women, one will say yes
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04-15-2002, 09:55 PM
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nice shoes, wanna f***?
or, to a group of girls, stick with the "hey ladies, what's up?"
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04-15-2002, 11:03 PM
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Well, this one only works for black people who have acup/pot of coffee with them...
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04-15-2002, 11:06 PM
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Wanna goes halves on a b
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04-15-2002, 11:45 PM
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Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
If I told you you had a beautiful chest, would you hold it against me?
You look like the type of person who's heard every line in the book... so what's one more?
Do you want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5" inches and it ain't floppy.
You make my software turn into hardware!
That's a nice outfit you got there... could I talk you out of it?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
I looked up beautiful in the Dictionary today and your name was included.
Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a royal beauty like you.
How was heaven when you left?
Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I have to walk by again?
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
Sit on my lap and let's get things straight between us!
I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
That outfit looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning?
That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing!
You are the reason people fall in love.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
You know you might be asked to leave soon, you're making the other people look bad.
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
Hey, are you wearing space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world!
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand!
All those curves, and me with no breaks...
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word.
Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN... how much have you been drinking?
Gee, I didn't know angels flew so low.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my head all day.
My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
I forgot your name, can I just call you mine?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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04-16-2002, 12:14 AM
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if you were to say any one of those to a girl it would assure that you would not go anywhere with that girl. i think those should be classified as anti-pick up lines. very funny though | | |
04-16-2002, 01:37 AM
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04-16-2002, 04:25 AM
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"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock"
*SLAP*"hahahahahahahahahahahaha what a moron"
No, I don't think that one would work...
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04-16-2002, 07:01 AM
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Someone must have sprayed your pants with Windex(TM) because I can see myself in them.
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04-16-2002, 03:06 PM
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The way the brother of a friend of mine met his fiance:
*walks up to girl in a bar*
"Hi, aren`t you that flute girl from the orchestra?"
"No, I play the violin."
"Ok, I`m a frog."
Sad but true, gotta see if it works for me some day.
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04-16-2002, 03:14 PM
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| | | "Hey baby, I'm also known as......Waverly"
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04-16-2002, 03:39 PM
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"Hey baby, I'm also known as......Waverly" | LMFAO Did it work?
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04-16-2002, 03:54 PM
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ROFL @Foul But, I think it won't work in the real world... or, will it?  
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04-16-2002, 05:30 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
if you were to say any one of those to a girl it would assure that you would not go anywhere with that girl... | I think you'd probably go quickly out the door ahead of the girl, dodging carefully to protect your family jewels.
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