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04-29-2002, 06:58 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: The dark place in your mind.
Posts: 871
| |  PANIC! ALERT! This board may be in peril!
With all of these cretins getting close to the 10,000 post mark, I had a thought about Y2K and some of the problems that it created with computers. What if the post counters are not calibrated for 5 digits worth of posts? I'm sure Buck never thought his creation would attract the kind of rabid degenerates that it has, so this may have profound repercussions on this board! The board may crash! It may fry Buck's server! It may close Gruntboy's connection at the office as he is multi-tasking between posting here and looking at porn, leaving only the porn on the screen as his boss walks in!
I warn you all, doom is nigh. And so, with that in mind, if the unspeakable does happen, and this board goes down forever, condeming Sleep to nights of actual *sleep* and Aegis to developing an ex-virtual (*real*) life, do you really want your last post to be "You bloody spammer" do you? Of course not.
So what would you want your last words to be?
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04-29-2002, 07:03 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 891
| | You bloody spammer!  |
04-29-2002, 07:11 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Gamebanshee Asylum
Posts: 10,199
| | | Re: PANIC! ALERT! This board may be in peril!
Quote: Originally posted by Witch King
So what would you want your last words to be? | My last words: "It wasn't me this time!!"
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04-29-2002, 07:27 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Orange County
Posts: 728
| | | hmmm, well, i don't think the board is in peril as there are... (weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth occur as the board shuts down because of sleep's 10,000th post) |
04-29-2002, 07:31 PM
|  | Moderator | | Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Mindlessly floating around.
Posts: 4,211
| | | My last word will be: "Dont worry, this shouldnt happen untill post 65535" |
04-29-2002, 07:44 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Soviet Canuckistan
Posts: 13,431
| | | Re: Re: PANIC! ALERT! This board may be in peril!
Quote: Originally posted by Weasel
My last words: "It wasn't me this time!!" | How long you been saving that one? |
04-29-2002, 08:43 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: ~On The Backside OF Mars.....Sending Photos Back To Earth Showing The Civilization Of Mars~
Posts: 86
| | | Heyyy wait till I become Exalted before this happens. lol
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04-29-2002, 08:56 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Orange County
Posts: 728
| | | well, only 3 more posts. |
04-29-2002, 09:01 PM
|  | Temporarily on Leave | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The sun, the moon, and the stars.
Posts: 28,399
| | | I have a theory that when the board does implode, it will suck into negative space all those who have posted the most.
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04-29-2002, 09:18 PM
| | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Soviet Canuckistan
Posts: 13,431
| | I'm taking you with me, baldy! |
04-29-2002, 09:31 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Orange County
Posts: 728
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I have a theory that when the board does implode, it will suck into negative space all those who have posted the most
| well, i guess that means that i'm ok. |
04-29-2002, 10:14 PM
| | Temporarily on Leave | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The sun, the moon, and the stars.
Posts: 28,399
| | Quote: Originally posted by Aegis
I'm taking you with me, baldy! | You and your entire Mounted Police can try, Canuck!
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04-29-2002, 10:50 PM
|  | Super Moderator | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Denmark
Posts: 13,261
| | Quote: Originally posted by fable
I have a theory that when the board does implode, it will suck into negative space all those who have posted the most. | You mean this space is not the negative one? - Dang, I should have taken a left at the supermarked  |
04-30-2002, 12:48 AM
|  | Moderator | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Wanderlusting with my lampshade, like any decent k
Posts: 5,757
| |  At the very end...
... COMM will always be there and reign supreme (even for a nanosecond)... 
...and only through COMM led by Weasel would this catasrophe be averted...
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04-30-2002, 12:53 AM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1,801
| | Quote: Originally posted by fable
I have a theory that when the board does implode, it will suck into negative space all those who have posted the most. | You realise that being one of the top ten means you're one of the first to go, right?
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