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Old 05-31-2006, 08:59 AM
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Maybe those members in the UK will have more details.. but I read this and found it mildly entertaining

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May 31, 2006

A Working-Class Politician Playing Croquet? That's Not Cricket

By ALAN COWELL

LONDON, May 30 — First it was sex. Now it is croquet — specifically, whether John Prescott, Britain's avowedly blue-collar deputy prime minister, should resign over playing that traditionally upper-crust game last week when he was, technically, running the country in the absence of Prime Minister Tony Blair.

It is, perhaps, a peculiarly British conundrum: where else, after all, would it seem to be a firing offense to stand, mallet in hand, on a billiard-smooth green, tapping colored balls through hoops?

But for Mr. Prescott, the image — splashed on Page 1 of The Mail on Sunday — suggested an insouciance too far after a fling with a secretary, a demotion in the cabinet and his insistence on maintaining the perquisites of office when his job description had been whittled away.

On a scale of power corrupted, British newspapers ranked it somewhere between Marie Antoinette's cakes and Nero's fiddle.

"There's still a sort of residual loyalty, there's quite a bit of affection, but everybody now recognizes that the 'sell by' date is rapidly approaching," said Stephen Pound, a lawmaker from the embattled Labor Party.

"It's very difficult to say why somebody should get 130 grand a year for playing croquet," he said, referring to Mr. Prescott's salary, the equivalent of $250,000.

Of course, there is a dark undercurrent of class struggle here. (This is Britain, after all.)

Mr. Prescott's supporters murmur that the real reason people deprecate his lifestyle is that they resent the notion of a working-class upstart invading the realms of the high and mighty.

There is a more ominous aspect, too. The whiff of scandal seems to cling to Mr. Prescott, and with it comes the lingering question: How long will his patron, Mr. Blair, survive if his protégé's behavior comes to be seen as one more emblem of disrepute eroding blue-collar support for the beleaguered government?

Mr. Prescott, 67, occupies a special position in British politics, at once power broker to the mighty and vaunted icon of the working classes that he describes as his roots.

That role began to unravel in late April, when Mr. Prescott was forced to acknowledge newspaper reports of a clandestine affair with Tracey Temple, his 43-year-old secretary.

On May 6 Mr. Blair shuffled his cabinet and stripped Mr. Prescott of many responsibilities, but left him with his salary and — most significantly — two remarkable perquisites financed by taxpayers: a luxurious apartment in London, and Dorneywood, a 21-room, $19 million mansion in 214 acres of parkland in Buckinghamshire, west of London.

Last Thursday, as Mr. Blair flew to Washington, Mr. Prescott drove to Dorneywood with aides and was photographed tapping a yellow croquet ball against the wisteria-clad backdrop of the 86-year-old residence.

Mr. Prescott's aides said he had merely been having an "away day." But the photographs unleashed a string of calls from Labor lawmakers for Mr. Prescott to quit.

Mr. Prescott, however, is also deputy leader of the Labor Party. If he were dismissed, some Labor insiders argue, he would also have to resign from the party hierarchy, setting off a scramble to succeed him that would intensify the dueling between Mr. Blair and Gordon Brown, the chancellor of the exchequer.

A spokesman for Mr. Blair said Tuesday that the prime minister, who is vacationing in Italy, still had full confidence in Mr. Prescott. But The Daily Mirror suggested that when Mr. Blair returned from his vacation, he would strip Mr. Prescott of still more of his privileges — particularly Dorneywood and its croquet lawn.
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Old 05-31-2006, 10:27 AM
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For some reason this reminds me of Terry Pratchett... ah yes the "Last Continent" wherein there is some confusion between sex and croquet amongst the wizards of UU.
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Old 05-31-2006, 10:39 AM
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LMAO! 'Life imitating fiction....'

Hmmm.... I wonder which of Blair's cast plays the role of "The Librarian"
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Old 05-31-2006, 11:44 AM
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I think with John Prescott its just a case of everyone being fed up with him. He goes on about public transport and cutting down fuel emissions then drives to parliament in one of his fleet of Jaguars instead of just walking lol, he punched someone cos they threw an egg at him, he does nothing but eat lol and he sleeps with his secretary (although why she would want to sleep with him is a mystery to us all lol). Yet despite all of this he still gets loads of luxuries provided by our taxes and a salary most of us could only dream of having. The whole croquet thing is probably cos he says he is a working man from the working classes - erm, how many of the working class play croquet in the afternoons lol.
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LMAO! 'Life imitating fiction....'

Hmmm.... I wonder which of Blair's cast plays the role of "The Librarian"
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Would it be going too far to suggest George Bush?
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he punched someone cos they threw an egg at him
You'd think that people would admire him for that...it's not really what you'd expect from a politician.
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Isn't throwing an egg at someone classed as assault?
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Old 05-31-2006, 12:16 PM
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Isn't throwing an egg at someone classed as assault?
Only if it's hard boiled.
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Isn't throwing an egg at someone classed as assault?
Aggravated Assault.

The whole idea of Prescott having sex was monstrous to me... He was described as a 'randy old bugger' by one of his former mistresses... *shudder*
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Aggravated Assault.

The whole idea of Prescott having sex was monstrous to me... He was described as a 'randy old bugger' by one of his former mistresses... *shudder*
I told you sex led to dancing
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I told you sex led to dancing
Wasn't it the other way around?
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Dancing leads to horse buggery, and horse buggery leads to the dark side.
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:06 PM
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Dancing leads to horse buggery, and horse buggery leads to the dark side.
*spits tea all over keyboard*

Brilliant!
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Dancing leads to horse buggery, and horse buggery leads to the dark side.
ROFLMAO!!!


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