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Old 03-30-2001, 08:45 AM
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A bloody battle broke out today when men of the 8th Pimp Battalion ran into the entrenched Pantless Marines of the First Division. The Necrophaeliac Air Force of Wing Commander Ubik soon began to take advantage of the increasing body count.

It was carnage out there. Soon, tanks from the 21st Cumshot Cavalry (General O'Wry commanding http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/biggrin.gif) turned up and started to blast away at the increasingly exposed pantless marines, who hitched up their britches and made a run for it.

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Old 03-30-2001, 09:09 AM
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....then, all of a sudden, the Cunnilinguist Tanks came out of nowhere......and rockets started to fly......a reallly bloody battlefield.... http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Old 03-30-2001, 09:30 AM
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...and lo! Out from the nearby woods sprang the Bestiality Brigade led by Ubika, spraying bullets, goats and epithets...

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Old 03-30-2001, 09:47 AM
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And out of nowhere jumped the Insanity brigade(led by sleepy himself), but then they took their drugs got confused and run off and climbed up some nearby walls
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Old 03-30-2001, 10:10 AM
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....Insanity brigade.....help!!!! I am surrounded by enemies and low on drugs!!!!! Please give me some supply.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH

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Old 03-31-2001, 01:28 PM
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Special Elite Saboteur Commandos led by K; just paradropped and look at the Insanity Brigade with empty look.......

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Old 05-12-2001, 02:17 PM
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but God's tanks killed everyone... http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/tank.gif http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/tank.gif http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/tank.gif

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Old 05-12-2001, 02:36 PM
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Darkpoet's Apache Helos, destroyed all of gods tanks. With Hell Fire missles. Then Darkpoet's F-18's and F-16's napalmed what was let.
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Old 05-12-2001, 02:40 PM
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All was quiet on the front.....then Weasel appeared...with the TATER gun
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Then Weasel stepped on a horse apple mine!!!
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Old 05-12-2001, 02:49 PM
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Old 05-12-2001, 02:51 PM
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<STRONG>"I didn't need that leg"</STRONG>

You the shoe.
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Old 05-12-2001, 02:57 PM
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GOD GIVES HIS ENEMIES THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
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Old 05-12-2001, 03:01 PM
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Weasel takes a pot shot at the once god of SYM.


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Old 05-20-2001, 10:16 AM
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In the bizarre of the field, descent an unidentified Flying....Something :
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