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01-11-2003, 03:43 AM
|  | Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Hell if I know
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| |  New, Improved, Me
Today, I have come to a revelation. After hours of contemplation and soul searching, I, Bloodstalker, have reached an epiphany.
I am corrupt.
It has come to my attention that I am a dispicable creature. Once, I was a great light shining forth through the halls of SYM. My goals were noble, my stride full of purpose. I had a calling, a meaning that transcended this mortal coil. Great indeed were the first steps that put me upon my path to destiny.
However, over time, I weakened and lost sight of my goals. My existance deteriorated into an endless stream of flirtation and ridicule.My ways turned wicked and vile. The great Lord I once was withered into a shell.
Where once I took upon my shoulder the burdens of the weak and voiceless, wearing the mantle of Lord of Lurkers with pride, I soon began to heap humiliation and ridicule on my fellow SYMians. Worse yet, I have forced my attentions on many ladies who were only trying to befriend me.
I am shamed by this.
So shamed, in fact, that I have decided to change my ways and make ammends. There will be no more crazy old hermit, in his place, SYM will experience a kinder, gentler Bloodstalker. Ladies will no longer cringe at my approach, tavern goeers will no longer wonder whether I will draw them into a drunken brawl.
No, as of now, the new, sensitive BS, in touch with his feelings, is here to embrace SYM with his warm, caring nature.
Come, share with me. 
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01-11-2003, 04:25 AM
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| | Mmmm A Kinder Gentler BS, ...
Somehow I find this very frightening...  
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01-11-2003, 04:29 AM
|  | Engorged Member | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Abingdon, UK
Posts: 5,152
| | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry. Er...yeah right
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01-11-2003, 04:46 AM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Rock 'n Roll Highschool
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| | | ROFL...*sniffs Bloodstalker's breath*
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01-11-2003, 05:15 AM
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| | | Weakness...
**runs out of thread**
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01-11-2003, 05:19 AM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Skövde, Sweden
Posts: 2,563
| | We are all behind you in your efforts BS (eventhough they are in vain )
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"Those who control the past control the future, those who control the present control the past" And I rule the PRESENT!!
I put the 'laughter' back in 'slaughter'
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01-11-2003, 09:04 AM
|  | Banned | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On the back of a rodeo squirrel
Posts: 1,530
| | | [posh_voice] I think we have all come to like Bloodstalker over the past few months, haven´t we? [/voice] |
01-11-2003, 10:50 AM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canada
Posts: 4,413
| | Dear God, no! You're a father figure to half the people in SYM!
I'm going to see how long this new attitude lasts
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01-11-2003, 10:54 AM
|  | Moderator and Twisted Sister | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The maelstrom where chaos merges with lucidity
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| | err... hail to the chief!
*looks about suspiciously for signs of Weasel tracks in the snow* 
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testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
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01-11-2003, 12:18 PM
|  | Exalted Member | | Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Massachusetts
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| | | Re: New, Improved, Me
Quote: Originally posted by Bloodstalker
tavern goeers will no longer wonder whether I will draw them into a drunken brawl.
| Too late. 
But long have I yearned for this day!
Nows my chance to avenge what happened to me in AC's bar during a late summer night. Nay. I have not forgotten of those times past. I forgive, but I dont forget.
*breaks bottle on table*
*starts to point bottle in instigating fasion*
Come now....you havent turned into a new leaf, now have you?
Now where shall I jab this bottle to see exactly how reformed you truly are?
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01-11-2003, 12:45 PM
| | Exalted Member | | Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canada
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| | | *Continues to watch this amusing incident*.......@Ty....you might need a sledgehammer and AC's plasma rifle to get at Gentle Bloodstalker
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01-11-2003, 02:54 PM
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| | | Is there an over/under on how long this "kinder, gentler" Bloodstalker is going to last? If so, I'm taking the under.
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01-11-2003, 02:59 PM
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| | I say three weeks max
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01-11-2003, 03:15 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by The Z
I say three weeks max | and even this is an hyperbole......
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"Those who control the past control the future, those who control the present control the past" And I rule the PRESENT!!
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01-11-2003, 04:31 PM
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| | Hmmm i think someone spiked his turkey
*hug* I liked the old BS 
But I'm sure I'll like the new one too
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