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03-22-2002, 08:34 AM
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| | | the actions of Eerhardt
Quote: Originally posted by Ned Flanders
The demand wasn't there, we didn't hit the markets right, a lack of muscle, and Eerhardt drinking all of the measly profits we accrued.
| ** takes out his wallet and starts counting the 100-dollar bills, then puts them on the counter **
That should settle it. Now, where's Ned to collect the money? By the way, ever thought of the profit we could get out of marketing those BS-sized pints? Perhaps McBane knows?
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03-22-2002, 10:17 AM
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| | You don't have to pay for the drinks. Your presence here has kept this establishment alive. I'm just saying you an impressive drinker. 
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03-22-2002, 10:22 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Ned Flanders
You don't have to pay for the drinks. Your presence here has kept this establishment alive. I'm just saying you an impressive drinker. | I haven't visited in a while, but felt the need for some Shine.
I certainly have noticed the drinking capacity of Earhardt and Beldin.
Maybe Ned needs to start Ned's Shine Rehab Center. (not expensive, and the shock treatment is free!)
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03-22-2002, 12:18 PM
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| | do we have to be alcaholics to get shock treatment? If so, i may have to make up for lost time...
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03-22-2002, 02:30 PM
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| | Informs Robnark that shock treatment is avaiable for anyone, then proceeds to wrap him in wire and pulg one end into an outlet. 
Do not let the treatment last more than 5 minutes per session. 
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03-22-2002, 02:55 PM
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| | 240 volts and we only get 5 minutes? *sigh*  
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03-22-2002, 02:55 PM
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| | 5 minutes maximum?
Damn, that explains why i've been getting these headaches
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03-22-2002, 02:58 PM
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| | realxe people, you get to up you minutes gradually.
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03-22-2002, 03:03 PM
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| | fair enuf, break out the crocodile clips!
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03-22-2002, 03:03 PM
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| | so where is the shock in that then? 
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03-22-2002, 03:14 PM
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| | Well I'm sure BS would let you turn the shock up if you ask him very nicely and signed a waiver of rights as well as allowing GB to donate any remains to science
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03-22-2002, 03:18 PM
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| | Why on earth would science want my remains? possibly for a warning? 
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03-22-2002, 03:19 PM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by T'lainya
Well I'm sure BS would let you turn the shock up if you ask him very nicely
and signed a waiver of rights as well as allowing GB to donate any remains to science | LMAO! I intend that nothing left, will be worth salvaging - I am halfway there already!
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03-22-2002, 03:20 PM
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| | In that case it's up to BS after you pay a nominal sum c/o mod retirement fund
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03-22-2002, 03:36 PM
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