Ned's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling - Page 23

CM · #**331** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:07 AM

man i need lunch.
Me hungry not thinking straight and going around in circles.
After lunch i will be around for more "entertainment"

Beldin · #**332** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:24 AM

**suddenly there's a loud, roaring enginelike noise, the wall next to the door of the "Hall of incessant belittling" explodes into flying debris and a big black Mack truck stops halfway to the bar**

http://www.8ung.at/s.tina/images/rolling_thunder.jpg

**a seemingly drunk Beldin opens the window of Rolling Thunder (TM) and shouts to the customers and the bartender while the white rubber duck on the hood of the truck still shivers from the impact**

http://www.8ung.at/s.tina/images/rubber_duck01.jpg

HEY Y'ALL !

Time to get the party ROLLING !

**jumps out of the truck with a firehose and starts to fill glasses with Electric Shine from the hottub**

Kameleon · #**333** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:26 AM

BELDIN!!!

Nice to see you, to see you nice.

Eerhardt · #**334** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:27 AM

** kicks open the back doors to the Rolling Thunder TM, rolls out the BS-sized and horse-sized pints and starts filling them with Electric Shine Stinger ** Greetings, all! Time to SLURR 'n Roll!

Kameleon · #**335** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:29 AM

Man, this stuff has a kick. What happens when you use platinum-plated electrodes?

Beldin · #**336** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:30 AM

**waves at Kameleon**

Hiya ! Wanna have some Electric Shine Stinger ? I hope you're old enough to get pissed, because we've started the first MOBILE PARTY THREAD of SYM !

We can party ANYTIME, ANYWHERE with ANYBODY without being confined to a single thread

.

**starts dual-wielding BS-sized pints of Electric Shine Stinger**

Kameleon · #**337** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beldin
I hope you're old enough to get pissed

Never stopped me before

In your country, I am, depending on what the Electric Shine Stinger is classed as. Since you're putting it in beer glasses, I assume there's a 16 age limit there

Beldin · #**338** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kameleon

Since you're putting it in beer glasses, I assume there's a 16 age limit there

Sound thinking there man

, I like it when the young are capeable of doing their own reasoning

SLURR on ! **hands Kameleon a pint of stinger**

If you like you can use our hottub (filled with E.S.S. ) in the basement of the truck... just don't drown in it please, it makes the taste go stale if nobody finds you for two days

Eerhardt · #**339** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:42 AM

That's right people: we've got everything for your drinking needs; get pissed beyond recognition! ** hands out Electric Shine Stingers and Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktails ** Hell, we've even got a special coffee brew for Fas, if he wants to try it!

Kameleon · #**340** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beldin
Sound thinking there man , I like it when the young are capeable of doing their own reasoning

Well thanks for the compliment, but aren't we meant to be belittling each other here? Oh what the hell, it's a gatecrashing party after all, I'm just glad you guys aren't the kind of people who get morose when drunk.(I hear Sleepy is, you know) Party on!

And I don't need no pint, I've got this here vat to keep me company

Beldin · #**341** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:50 AM

Yeah man, SLURR as much as you like, we've the ultimate gateCRASHER vehicle and are determined to party till we fall over !

**falls over**

**gets up**

**drinks more**

NO WORRIES !

Beldinhttp://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/coolaid.gif

Beldin · #**342** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kameleon

Well thanks for the compliment, but aren't we meant to be belittling each other here

OK, remember, you asked for it, you twit....**throws a tomato at Kameleon**

http://www.8ung.at/s.tina/images/tomato.gif**SPLAT**

Kameleon · #**343** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:53 AM

Look, I was wondering, would it be possible to pour all the ingredients down first, then swallow the electrodes? We could all be hooked up to the stuff, saves time in drinking and swallowing and stuff.

Beldin · #**344** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kameleon
Look, I was wondering, would it be possible to pour all the ingredients down first, then swallow the electrodes? We could all be hooked up to the stuff, saves time in drinking and swallowing and stuff.

Just try it, and tell me if it's worth the pain of swallowing the electrodes...

or shall I shove them up your ' s ???

Eerhardt · #**345** (**permalink**) 04-15-2002, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kameleon
Look, I was wondering, would it be possible to pour all the ingredients down first, then swallow the electrodes? We could all be hooked up to the stuff, saves time in drinking and swallowing and stuff.

Well, if AN was around you could skip swallowing the electrodes alltogether: he turns into this ElectroSLURRer once he's downed a Stinger...